World's Strongest Challenge

[Alicia Fox]

Alicia Fox walks out from backstage and continues down the rampway. She gets in the ring and grabs a mic.

If you fans have been living under a rock for the past few weeks. Then you probably don't know this, but Chris Jericho is in possession of a few superstars contracts. One of them being Mark Henry. Now, I have joined up with Mark to be his manager. Wait, I am not just his manager, so lets say that I am more of a form of "career insurance" Because I refuse to allow anything to happen to his career. Now, with that being said, We need to get Mark in some matches. So today is going to be the first day of the World's Strongest Open Challenge. If you think you can defeat Mark Henry then come on out. Actually even if you don't think you can, but you want to get a jump start on your career here in JCW then you will want to accept this challenge I assure you.

C.B. Anyone that wants to accept the challenge

[bone]

"Ass Man" by James A. Johnston powers through the public announce system. The camera man at the top of the ramp focuses upon center stage. From the side black curtain out walks "Mr. Ass" Billy Gunn in his trademark ring attire. White boots, green knee pads with pink lips, green thigh length wrestling tights with multi-colored lips around them (on the ass the Mr. Ass logo) and white tape around his wrists. The crowd reaction is big at first. Mr. Ass has his usual cocky charm as he dances out. As he reaches the top of the ramp he spins on his left leg to bring his right leg around to space his legs shoulder length apart. The Mr. Ass logo gets a close up on the camera then to several female fans reactions cheering for Billy Gunn. Billy Gunn then turns around again and continues down towards the ring, tagging fans hands on the way down to the ring. Before entering the ring Mr. Ass walks around the ring to the time keepers table where he picks up a microphone and then over to the steel steps. As he climbs the steps and onto the ring apron he pauses and turns out to the crowd. The crane camera zooms out to show the fans cheering. Billy Gunn then steps over the middle rope and mocks The Beautiful People by wiggling his ass then stepping into the ring. The crowd give mixed reactions. Some laugh, some cheer and some boo. The music fades away and Billy Gunn walks to the center of the ring to face Alicia Fox

( | ) Mr. ASS ( | )
"so, the world's strongest man wants a challenge huh? Okay, alright. How about he takes on either Mr. Ass Billy Gunn [crowd cheers] "Road Dogg" Jesse James [crowd cheers] or test his strength against the team of THE NEW AGE OUTLAWS"

the crowd cheers and Billy Bunn lowers the microphone and circles around the ring looking out to the crowd trying to get them pumped up. He then turns back to Alicia Fox

( | ) Mr. ASS ( | )
"but you know, if he is too scared or whatever that's understandable. I mean, he has to send a woman

[/i] out here to issue his challenges? Some "strong man" huh? [Billy laughs to himself a little as some of the crowd boo his sexist joke.][/color] What is he going to do next to prove his strength, braid your hair? So you tell Mizark as his with his free hand, Billy Gunn makes inverted comma's[/color] "career insurance" that he now has a challenge. An amused grin comes onto Billy Gunn's face[/color] Seems like the only thing you'd insure is a guy's career going down the toilet! The crowd give a "OOH!" shocked reaction but before there is any time to react Billy Gunn follows up sarcastically[/color] OH NO! IT CAN'T BE CAN IT? IS IT MARK HENRY?!"

TBCB:"Road Dogg" Jesse James, Mark Henry or Alicia Fox[/color][/center]

[james95]

Oh You didn't know? by Jim Johnston hits and a mixed reaction is received as the crowd anticipate the arrived of "Road Dogg" Jesse James. A figure walks out onto the stage, which at first appears to be Mark Henry. The fans seem confused, but when the camera zooms in, it reveals that it is actually "Road Dogg" Jesse James. He is wearing a black fat suit with the words 'MIZARK' on the front in white. He is also wearing, black boots, black knee pads and has black face paint on. He SLOWLY begins to make his way down the ramp, strutting. After a lengthy amount of time, he finally staggers up the ring steps and through the ropes. He leans against the ropes for a moment, seemingly to catch his breath, before snatching the microphone off of Mr Ass.

"Road Dogg" Jesse James/Mizark

Now Alicia, what are you doing, woman??? You know i have trouble just walking down the stairs. You know i won't have a chance against the New Age Outlaws. After all, they have Billy Gunn, the best damn powerhouse in the whole world!!!! And, woman, i told you that you do as i say. I give you my 'Sexual Chocolate and i expect you to do as i say!!!

The crowd react with an "OOhhhh!!" As Alicia stands there, shocked and offended in one.

"Road Dogg" Jesse James/Mizark

And besides, i don't even need you. I am Sexual Chocolate and i got million and one men....i mean women, who want me.

"Road Dogg" Jesse James/Mizark hands Billy the microphone back.

TBCB Mark, Alicia or Billy

[Alicia Fox]

Alicia looks at them unamused.

You know it's cute that you two still play dress up, but this challenge is not who can impersonate whom. Mark does not need me to come out here and challenge anyone, but if you both insist on accepting this challenge and decided to degrade me and pretty much women in general. Maybe Mark and I should show you both just how funny we can be.

C.B. Mark, Billy, or Jesse

[markhenry]

Right after Alicia says her last word, she points down to the entrance ramp and Mark's music starts playing. Mark walks out in his usual red attire, looking for furious then ever. Not only that Jericho had his contract, but now these two chumps were saying the wrong things to Mark's new friend. Mark gets into the ring right behind Alicia and takes the mic from her, which she hands to him

The World's Strongest Man, Mark Henry:
Alright you two......... its one thing to call me out, which lands you in hot water anyway. But when you start calling my new friend to wrong things, that's when you have a serious problem. I know I can whip both ya asses. And I know that yous two know it too. But I think you should also realize that Alicia here can also whip ya asses just as bad as I can. You two chuckleheads want a match, you got one. That is, unless your ok with taking an ass kicking from a girl.........

Mark grins and hands the mic back to Alicia, then puts his arm around her

TBC: Alicia/New Age Outlaws

[Alicia Fox]

I think I like the idea of me kicking these two wannabe outlaws asses. Don't you Mark?

C.B. Mark, Billy, or Jesse

[markhenry]

Mark's grin widens as he nods his head

The World's Strongest Man, Mark Henry:
Yous two better watch what ya wish for next time. Because now you got a match, and you got a match with the next big things in both the mens and womens division in JC Wrestling

With that said, Mark drops the mic quickly and acts like he is going to knock Road Dogg's head off, but stops, just joking around with him. But Jesse thought it was going to be a real punch and ducks out of the way, falling back on his ass in the process. Mark laughs as he get out of the ring, then spreads the ropes open for Alicia as she gets out

The World's Strongest Man, Mark Henry:
That was just a joke shot boys. Wait until this thing is real. Make sure the EMT's are close by, because yous is gonna need em

Mark raises Alicia's and as the back up the ramp, looking back into the ring at the two men who are going to be opponents this week on Raw

TBC: Alicia/ New Age Outlaws or End

[james95]

"Road Dogg" Jesse James, now infuriated, rips off his Mark Henry costume revealing a New Age Outlaws shirt. He then grabs microphone as Mark and Alicia are about to leave.

"Road Dogg" Jesse James

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Where do you think you're going?? You claim to be the next BIG thing, which, quite honestly, is the best adjective to describe you. If you so tough and claim to be the world's strongest man, you wouldn't be running away from the D-O-DOUBLE-G and sweet BILLY G! Why don't you turn around and come back here and face us like the man you are supposed to be, well that is open to question though.

The crowd react with a loud "Ooohh!!" and they then egg Henry on, into returning to the ring.

TBCB Mr Ass, Mark Or Alicia

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[bone]

Billy Gunn is now leaning on the ropes looking out to Mark Henry and Alicia Fox. The crowd urging something to happen. "Road Dogg" Jesse James walks up the ropes as well and after a brief moment they turn to face each other. Then back to Mark Henry and Alicia Fox. Then back to each other. The New Age Outlaws erupt laughing much to the surprise of the crowd. Billy Gunn holds out his hand for the microphone and "Road Dogg" Jesse James hands him the microphone

( | ) MR. ASS ( | )
"that is priceless. Honestly, wiping away a tear

[/i] she wants to join in! So just so there is no confusion. You, Alicia Fox want to step into the ring with us? Really? You do know tonnes of fun over there won't be able to protect you nor will he be able to beat us. Sure he is a big dude. Like, really big. Like slap a wide load sticker on his ass and he still would be branded a danger walking down the street big. But you two have no chemistry. No knowledge of each other. No spark. Nothing! Unless...are you two? Billy Gunn covers his mouth in shock and turns to "Road Dogg" and whispers in his ear. A Shocked and disturbed "Road Dogg shakes his head to say "no way" to Billy Gunn but Billy Gunn nods to yes "yes way." Billy raises the microphone up again and turns back to Mark Henry and Alicia Fox.[/i] Mizark, you ain't hitting that brother are you? Cause surely that's black on black crime!"[/center]

[james95]

Billy Gunn chuckles to himself as "Road Dogg" Jesse James stares at him, shocked. He takes the microphone off of him and Billy looks at him as if he has done wrong.

"Road Dogg" Jesse James

Billy, there is a line you don't cross, and you've just flown over it. That joke was inappropriate and offensive, even i wouldn't say that to anyone.

Billy looks puzzled as "Road Dogg" Jesse James carries on.

"Road Dogg" Jesse James

Suggesting that Mark Henry should get a wide load sticker was wrong. What you should have suggested was that he get his own Passport for his flab.

Billy lets out a sigh of relief as "Road Dogg" laughs, revealing that he was only joking.

"Road Dogg" Jesse James

I mean, come on, i have seen countries that take up less land mass than him. I mean Billy's mum ain't even that big....and trust me, she's big!

TBCB Mark, Alicia or Billy

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[bone]

Billy nods and says without the microphone "it's true, it's true"