Post by Josh Matthews on Feb 2, 2009 18:32:39 GMT -6
Lillian: The following is the Main Event Mini Royal Rumble, where all the Royal Rumble match rules apply, and the winner will meet the WWE Champion at Wrestlemania!
Introducing the individual who drew #1! From Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, Professional Wrestling’s only Olympic Gold Medallist, Kurt Angle!
And introducing the individual who drew #2, from Charlotte, North Carolina, Cody Rhodes!
The bell rings as they tie up in the center of the ring. Cody tries to take Kurt down, but he stays up, and slaps him in the face. He takes his gold medal off and starts choking Cody with it. The ref quickly gets into the ring and pulls the medal away from Kurt. Kurt gets Cody to his feet as the clock starts counting down
10…. 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… 0….
Rey runs down to the ring where Kurt has Cody lifted up over the rope. Cody his hanging on with all he had, until Rey comes up behind Angle and grabs his leg trying to get him over the top. Cody slips down to the ring apron and rolls back in. Kurt kicks Rey off of him. Rey falls backwards and bounces off the ropes, and runs back at Kurt, and hits him with his forearm.
10…. 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… 0….
Jericho runs down to the ring and tosses Cody over the top rope. He elbows Cody in the face, and Rhodes falls to his knees, leaning against the second rope. Rey bounces off the ropes, runs at Cody, and hits a 619 on him, causing Cody to fall off. CODY RHODES ELIMINATED! Rey hops up to the top rope from the apron, and hits a Springboard Seated Senton on Angle.
10…. 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… 0….
Cena runs down to the ring, grabs the back of Rey’s head, and whips him over the top rope. Cena, thinking he eliminated Rey, comes back to Kurt and gets him to his feet. Cena turns around and Rey hits him with another Springboard Senton. However, Cena catches Rey, swings him around, and hits him with an FU.
10…. 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… 0….
Swagger runs down to the ring and hits Angle with the title belt. He tries to hit Cena, but John ducks, and hits Swagger with an FU. Cena turns around and Jericho hits him with a Codebreaker. Rey slowly gets up with the help of the ropes. Jericho runs at him, but Rey ducks down and flips Jericho over the top rope. Chris swings at Rey, but Rey ducks it and kicks Jericho in the leg, then again, then dropkicks Chris in the head, and gets eliminated. CHRIS JERICHO ELIMINATED! Rey looks down at Jericho, when Angle comes up behind him and Angle Slams him over the top rope and eliminates him. REY MYSTERIO ELIMINATED! Jack Swagger kicks Kurt in the gut, and sets him up for a Gut Wrench Powerbomb, but Kurt reverses into another Angle Slam. Cena comes up behind Kurt and clubs him in the back of the head with his forearm. Kurt turns around quickly and stares down Cena. Swagger starts to get up slowly, as Kurt and Cena look at him, and then back at each other. Then, they go grab Swagger, and dup him over the top rope down to the floor. JACK SWAGGER ELIMINATED!
JR: This is it! It comes down to Cena and Angle. The winner goes to Wrestlemania!
They exchange right hands in the center of the ring, until Cena follows up with 2 in a row. Cena goes to whip Angle into the ropes, but Kurt swings through and whips Cena. John bounces off the ropes and hits a flying shoulder block, and when Angle gets up another. Kurt gets back up and swings at John, but he ducks and hits a Spinout Powerbomb. John then raises his hand, does the “You Can See Me” and hits the Five Knuckle Shuffle. Angle gets back up again, and Cena gets him up for an FU, but Kurt slides off, and whips him over the top rope to the floor. Kurt raises his hands in the center of the ring, but the camera shows Cena hopping on one foot on the outside of the ring.
JR: Look at this King! Cena hopping on one foot!
Cena makes it to the steps and climbs back into the ring, comes up behind Kurt, and tosses him down to the floor over the top rope.
Lillian: Here is your winner, John Cena!
Introducing the individual who drew #1! From Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, Professional Wrestling’s only Olympic Gold Medallist, Kurt Angle!
And introducing the individual who drew #2, from Charlotte, North Carolina, Cody Rhodes!
The bell rings as they tie up in the center of the ring. Cody tries to take Kurt down, but he stays up, and slaps him in the face. He takes his gold medal off and starts choking Cody with it. The ref quickly gets into the ring and pulls the medal away from Kurt. Kurt gets Cody to his feet as the clock starts counting down
10…. 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… 0….
Rey runs down to the ring where Kurt has Cody lifted up over the rope. Cody his hanging on with all he had, until Rey comes up behind Angle and grabs his leg trying to get him over the top. Cody slips down to the ring apron and rolls back in. Kurt kicks Rey off of him. Rey falls backwards and bounces off the ropes, and runs back at Kurt, and hits him with his forearm.
10…. 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… 0….
Jericho runs down to the ring and tosses Cody over the top rope. He elbows Cody in the face, and Rhodes falls to his knees, leaning against the second rope. Rey bounces off the ropes, runs at Cody, and hits a 619 on him, causing Cody to fall off. CODY RHODES ELIMINATED! Rey hops up to the top rope from the apron, and hits a Springboard Seated Senton on Angle.
10…. 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… 0….
Cena runs down to the ring, grabs the back of Rey’s head, and whips him over the top rope. Cena, thinking he eliminated Rey, comes back to Kurt and gets him to his feet. Cena turns around and Rey hits him with another Springboard Senton. However, Cena catches Rey, swings him around, and hits him with an FU.
10…. 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… 0….
Swagger runs down to the ring and hits Angle with the title belt. He tries to hit Cena, but John ducks, and hits Swagger with an FU. Cena turns around and Jericho hits him with a Codebreaker. Rey slowly gets up with the help of the ropes. Jericho runs at him, but Rey ducks down and flips Jericho over the top rope. Chris swings at Rey, but Rey ducks it and kicks Jericho in the leg, then again, then dropkicks Chris in the head, and gets eliminated. CHRIS JERICHO ELIMINATED! Rey looks down at Jericho, when Angle comes up behind him and Angle Slams him over the top rope and eliminates him. REY MYSTERIO ELIMINATED! Jack Swagger kicks Kurt in the gut, and sets him up for a Gut Wrench Powerbomb, but Kurt reverses into another Angle Slam. Cena comes up behind Kurt and clubs him in the back of the head with his forearm. Kurt turns around quickly and stares down Cena. Swagger starts to get up slowly, as Kurt and Cena look at him, and then back at each other. Then, they go grab Swagger, and dup him over the top rope down to the floor. JACK SWAGGER ELIMINATED!
JR: This is it! It comes down to Cena and Angle. The winner goes to Wrestlemania!
They exchange right hands in the center of the ring, until Cena follows up with 2 in a row. Cena goes to whip Angle into the ropes, but Kurt swings through and whips Cena. John bounces off the ropes and hits a flying shoulder block, and when Angle gets up another. Kurt gets back up and swings at John, but he ducks and hits a Spinout Powerbomb. John then raises his hand, does the “You Can See Me” and hits the Five Knuckle Shuffle. Angle gets back up again, and Cena gets him up for an FU, but Kurt slides off, and whips him over the top rope to the floor. Kurt raises his hands in the center of the ring, but the camera shows Cena hopping on one foot on the outside of the ring.
JR: Look at this King! Cena hopping on one foot!
Cena makes it to the steps and climbs back into the ring, comes up behind Kurt, and tosses him down to the floor over the top rope.
Lillian: Here is your winner, John Cena!
