Post by Zack Ryder on Jan 28, 2010 15:52:21 GMT -6
Zack Ryder had signed with JCW about three weeks ago, and yet he still wasn’t put into any matches thus far. However that all changed because this week, to hype up the annual Royal Rumble. Zack was going to be in the ring against four other SmackDown superstars in an over the top rope challenge. Now this match didn’t seem to have any high reward factors for the winner, but to Zack’s knowledge…no rumble entry numbers have been handed out yet. So, winning this match would probably improve Zack’s entry number quite drastically.
With all this put aside, Zack is seen walking through the backstage area with his funky ring attire, his hair spiked up, his sunglasses over his eyes and one of his custom made leather jackets. It was pretty evident that he was heading out to the ring to address the JCW universe. The arena was packed to full capacity as the fans were waiting for something happen, a couple of minutes later “Oh Radio” hits on the P.A system as Zack Ryder appears from through the black curtains, greeted with a loud chorus of boos as he walks down the entrance ramp with a confident swagger in his step. He lifts his sunglasses over his head, as he eyes one of his female “fans” from the audience, he proceeds to wink at her and signals for her to call him. He smirks as he continues to walk down the ramp, eventually reaching the ringside area he climbs the steels steps and enters through the top two ropes and walks over to the far corner, climbing the turnbuckle and sticking both his thumb and index finger up in the air still wearing the smirk on his face. He holds the taunt for a few moments, before climbing back down from the turnbuckle. He leans over the top rope and demands that a microphone be handed to him. Tony Chimel immediately gets out of his chair and hands him one. Zack glares at him as he walks back to the center of the ring and takes in the last couple of boos before raising the microphone to his mouth to speak.
Zack Ryder
What kind of audience is this? Booing a future Royal Rumble winner, how distasteful is that? Anyways the moment that you’ve all been waiting for has almost arrived; the debut of the great Zack Ryder on JCW SmackDown is only a couple of days away! This over the top rope battle royal will just be a small taste of what’s going to happen at the Royal Rumble! All I’ve got to do this week is throw four other nobodies over the top rope and I’ll leave the arena victorious! It should be real easy, I mean let’s take a look at my opponents.
He takes a little stroll in the ring, as he and everybody else in the area direct there attention to the titantron. The first superstar that appears on it is a picture of CM Punk. Zack shakes his head from side to side and speaks.
Zack Ryder
First off we’ve got the straight edge gift basket CM Punk. I’ll admit, he accomplished quite a lot when he first started out in the WWE. Winning the ECW and the World Heavyweight title in pretty convincing fashion. Now, he started out with a bang…but after he lost the World Heavyweight title, he slowly started to fade into the woodworks. Heck, he went so far as to introduce his own “Straight Edge Society” to make up for his lack of championship gold. Pretty pathetic if you ask me bro…
He continues to shake his head in disapproval at what CM Punk had become, as the picture on the titantron changes to someone that he isn’t all to familiar with. He scratches his head in confusion, as he walks over to the announce table to find out who exactly the person on the titantron was. After he was told that it was Karl Anderson, he nods his head and directs his attention back to the titantron.
Zack Ryder
Next we have Karl Anderson…I’ve heard a couple of things about this chump, but haven’t seen him in action since I’ve gotten here. I heard that this guy had the audacity to come out to the ring and challenge the Intercontinental champion to a match right there and then! Now, that’s no way to earn title shots around here bro. And you better not get any ideas on even touching the Intercontinental title, because that precious title will soon be mine!
A couple of seconds later, the picture on the titantron changes again…to low and behold The Miz! Zack just smirks and runs his fingers through his spiked hair.
Zack Ryder
Well speak of the devil! It’s the Intercontinental champion the Miz! Man…this place must be really pathetic for a jackass like that to be holding a title. Listen Miz, once I throw you over the top rope, it won’t be all bad news for you…I mean you’ll still be Intercontinental champion right? Although, I know that once I send you crashing down to the floor, that your confidence will go down with it. Not only will I toss you over the top rope this week, but come Rumble time I’ll take great pride in throwing your ass over the top rope once again; then we’ll see who the true “awesome” one is!
He laughs evilly into the microphone as the picture on the titantron changes one last time, now displaying his final opponent in the over the top rope challenge Jack Swagger.
Zack Ryder
Lastly we’ve got the All American American Jack Swagger. You know Jack, until now I always thought that we both had a lot in common: we’re both young up and comers, we’ve both got bright futures ahead of ourselves…but after hearing the rumours that you attempted to beat up a diva backstage…I’ve lost all my respect for you bro. No wonder the United State of America has a bad reputation around the world. It’s simply because blockheads like you go out and commit reprehensible conduct! I’ll guarantee you one thing Jack…by the end of the night; you’ll feel like even less of a man than you are right now!
Jack’s picture disappears from the titantron as Zack now directs his attention back to the audience, about to conclude his statement.
Zack Ryder
So there you have it. I just conducted an unbiased scouting report on my four opponents this week. I assure you all that I will emerge SmackDown victorious, after that…it will be off to the Royal Rumble…and main eventing WrestleMania….Woo woo woo…you know it!
Zack drops his microphone onto the ring mat, as his theme hits on the P.A system again. He takes his sweet old time leaving the ring, walking up the entrance ramp with a self righteous smirk on his face. This was Zack’s time to shine, so it was now or never…will he be a bust, or will he go on to accomplish great things on SmackDown. Only time will tell, but in his mind he was already a winner in life.
END.
With all this put aside, Zack is seen walking through the backstage area with his funky ring attire, his hair spiked up, his sunglasses over his eyes and one of his custom made leather jackets. It was pretty evident that he was heading out to the ring to address the JCW universe. The arena was packed to full capacity as the fans were waiting for something happen, a couple of minutes later “Oh Radio” hits on the P.A system as Zack Ryder appears from through the black curtains, greeted with a loud chorus of boos as he walks down the entrance ramp with a confident swagger in his step. He lifts his sunglasses over his head, as he eyes one of his female “fans” from the audience, he proceeds to wink at her and signals for her to call him. He smirks as he continues to walk down the ramp, eventually reaching the ringside area he climbs the steels steps and enters through the top two ropes and walks over to the far corner, climbing the turnbuckle and sticking both his thumb and index finger up in the air still wearing the smirk on his face. He holds the taunt for a few moments, before climbing back down from the turnbuckle. He leans over the top rope and demands that a microphone be handed to him. Tony Chimel immediately gets out of his chair and hands him one. Zack glares at him as he walks back to the center of the ring and takes in the last couple of boos before raising the microphone to his mouth to speak.
Zack Ryder
What kind of audience is this? Booing a future Royal Rumble winner, how distasteful is that? Anyways the moment that you’ve all been waiting for has almost arrived; the debut of the great Zack Ryder on JCW SmackDown is only a couple of days away! This over the top rope battle royal will just be a small taste of what’s going to happen at the Royal Rumble! All I’ve got to do this week is throw four other nobodies over the top rope and I’ll leave the arena victorious! It should be real easy, I mean let’s take a look at my opponents.
He takes a little stroll in the ring, as he and everybody else in the area direct there attention to the titantron. The first superstar that appears on it is a picture of CM Punk. Zack shakes his head from side to side and speaks.
Zack Ryder
First off we’ve got the straight edge gift basket CM Punk. I’ll admit, he accomplished quite a lot when he first started out in the WWE. Winning the ECW and the World Heavyweight title in pretty convincing fashion. Now, he started out with a bang…but after he lost the World Heavyweight title, he slowly started to fade into the woodworks. Heck, he went so far as to introduce his own “Straight Edge Society” to make up for his lack of championship gold. Pretty pathetic if you ask me bro…
He continues to shake his head in disapproval at what CM Punk had become, as the picture on the titantron changes to someone that he isn’t all to familiar with. He scratches his head in confusion, as he walks over to the announce table to find out who exactly the person on the titantron was. After he was told that it was Karl Anderson, he nods his head and directs his attention back to the titantron.
Zack Ryder
Next we have Karl Anderson…I’ve heard a couple of things about this chump, but haven’t seen him in action since I’ve gotten here. I heard that this guy had the audacity to come out to the ring and challenge the Intercontinental champion to a match right there and then! Now, that’s no way to earn title shots around here bro. And you better not get any ideas on even touching the Intercontinental title, because that precious title will soon be mine!
A couple of seconds later, the picture on the titantron changes again…to low and behold The Miz! Zack just smirks and runs his fingers through his spiked hair.
Zack Ryder
Well speak of the devil! It’s the Intercontinental champion the Miz! Man…this place must be really pathetic for a jackass like that to be holding a title. Listen Miz, once I throw you over the top rope, it won’t be all bad news for you…I mean you’ll still be Intercontinental champion right? Although, I know that once I send you crashing down to the floor, that your confidence will go down with it. Not only will I toss you over the top rope this week, but come Rumble time I’ll take great pride in throwing your ass over the top rope once again; then we’ll see who the true “awesome” one is!
He laughs evilly into the microphone as the picture on the titantron changes one last time, now displaying his final opponent in the over the top rope challenge Jack Swagger.
Zack Ryder
Lastly we’ve got the All American American Jack Swagger. You know Jack, until now I always thought that we both had a lot in common: we’re both young up and comers, we’ve both got bright futures ahead of ourselves…but after hearing the rumours that you attempted to beat up a diva backstage…I’ve lost all my respect for you bro. No wonder the United State of America has a bad reputation around the world. It’s simply because blockheads like you go out and commit reprehensible conduct! I’ll guarantee you one thing Jack…by the end of the night; you’ll feel like even less of a man than you are right now!
Jack’s picture disappears from the titantron as Zack now directs his attention back to the audience, about to conclude his statement.
Zack Ryder
So there you have it. I just conducted an unbiased scouting report on my four opponents this week. I assure you all that I will emerge SmackDown victorious, after that…it will be off to the Royal Rumble…and main eventing WrestleMania….Woo woo woo…you know it!
Zack drops his microphone onto the ring mat, as his theme hits on the P.A system again. He takes his sweet old time leaving the ring, walking up the entrance ramp with a self righteous smirk on his face. This was Zack’s time to shine, so it was now or never…will he be a bust, or will he go on to accomplish great things on SmackDown. Only time will tell, but in his mind he was already a winner in life.
END.
