Post by jbl on Apr 3, 2010 2:40:09 GMT -6
..Yeah, it isn't the best show I've done but I've been preoccupied this week. But if anyone ever wants to help out by writing a match.. Just tell me.
This opening contest is the first Luck of the Irish qualifying match.. Introducing first.. Maven!
And his opponent.. Goldust!
The match begins with Maven getting in the face of Goldust, he just shoves Maven back and then hits a german suplex. Goldust keeps the hold and they both stand up and start squeezing, he clubs Maven in the back and then continues to squeez the bearhug like hold. Goldust then lifts him up onto his shoulder but then Maven drops back and start to club Goldust in the back and then runs at the ropes and rebounds but and looks to do some sort of move but Goldust catches him in a scoop slam and covers.
ONE!
TWO!
Kickout by Maven. Goldust grabs Maven's head and forces him back up to his feet and then locks in another bear hug. He keeps on wrenching and squeezing harder. After a while Maven gets an elbow to the side of the head of Goldust which forces him to break the hold. Goldust shakes it off and goes to grab Maven again but is met with a kick to the stomach, Maven then hits Goldust with a hard right hand and grabs his arm and throws Goldust to the ropes, Goldust reverses it and throws Maven to the ropes and on the rebound Maven hits Goldust in the head with a forearm. He tells him to get back up and once Goldust is back to his feet and hits a perfect dropkick. Goldust gets back to his feet and is hit with another dropkick. Maven covers.
ONE!
TWO!
Goldust gets his shoulder up. They both get to their feet and Goldust is straight away hit with a clothesline. Maven goes and gets on to the second turnbuckle and waits for Goldust to get up. Once he is back up Maven leaps off the turnbuckle and hits a bulldog and goes for another cover.
ONE!
TWO!
Goldust once again kicks out. Maven looks to the ropes and goes to run at them but Goldust grabs his foot and trips him over, Goldust grabs both of Maven's legs and flips over him and into a pin.
ONE!
TWO!
Goldust quickly gets back up and takes a deep breath in and then bites the air. Maven springs back up to his feet and while Goldust isn't facing him, Maven hits the M-Plosion and pins..
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Here is your winner... Maven!
This following contest is a Luck of the Irish qualifying match.. Introducing first.. Carlito!
And his opponent.. Jack Swagger.
As Jack makes his way down to the ring when James Storm comes running up behind him with a beer bottle and smashes it across Jack's head. Jack rolls down the ramp and Storm yells at Jack 'Sorry about your damn luck!'. Carlito can see his opening and gets out of the ring, picks up Jack and rolls him back in the ring and then match begins. Carlito tries to lift Jack up to hit a Backstabber but Jack is out cold so Carlito is just lifting dead weight. Once he realizes he can't get him up, he drops Jack back down and looks around the arena and shrugs and drops to his knees and covers.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Here is your winner.. Carlito!
James is still at the top of the ramp smiling. The titantron comes on and we see JBL on it.
JBL: James.. If you want to get revenge against me by taking out my team.. From behind I may add, then I'm going to make your rise to the top here very difficult. Next week you'll be in a six man tag team match against Batista, Triple H and the JCW World Heavyweight Champion, John Cena.
The crowd goes nuts.
JBL: And your partners, you may ask.. Hahaha, well you'll be teaming up with CM Punk and Mr. Money in the Bank, Desmond Wolfe. Don't worry about a thing though, I'll tell my boys to play fair. But Batista, Triple H and Cena might have some anger they want to unleash some pent up rage which they cannot take out on each other. Because of right now, I'm putting into affect a new rule and that is that niether three men can lay a finger on each other until the pay-per-view. Good luck James.. You're going to need it, trust me.
This next match is a divas match where the winner becomes the number one contender to the Womens Title and will face Melina at the Luck of the Irish in a Ladder match!
Introducing first... Kelly Kelly!
And her opponent.. Miss Jackie!
The two divas look at each other and are getting ready for the match. They lock up in the center of the ring. Jackie gets the advantage by elbowing Kelly in the head and then twisting her arm, she wrenches the arm and then takes Kelly down to the floor. Kelly kips up but Jackie twists the arm even more, Kelly starts to fight back and connects with a couple of shots and then pushes Jackie in the corner and hits a monkey flip. Both divas get right back up and start to exchange shots, Jackie whips Kelly into the corner and runs at her. Kelly boosts up and Jackie goes running into the turnbuckle, Kelly then hits her with a dropkick in the corner and then covers.
ONE!
Jackie kicks out. They both get back up and once again begin to exchange blows until Jackie whips Kelly to the ropes and then catches her on the rebound and lifts her up and drops her back first on to her knees. Jackie then pins Kelly.
ONE!
TWO!
Kelly kicks out. Jackie just goes right back for another cover.
ONE!
And once again Kelly kicks out. Jackie then gets up and stomps down on Kelly's back and then locks in a camel clutch type submission. The ref asks Kelly if she gives up but she refuses and starts to move around, trying to get out of the submission, she starts to push through the pain and manages to stand up. Kelly is able to turn around and gets out of the hold but Jackie lifts her up for possibly some sort of slam but Kelly counters and turns it into a crucifix pin.
ONE!
TWO!
Jackie gets out of it. Both divas get back up, Kelly goes for a punch but Jackie blocks it and then kicks Kelly in the stomach and follows it with a suplex. Jackie then locks in that submission again. This time it takes Kelly less time to get out of the hold and she stands up and. Jackie uses her forearm to hit Kelly and then grabs her head and throws her over the top rope. Kelly doesn't hit the floor though but hits the ring apron. Jackie reaches over the ropes and grabs Kelly's hair and lifts her up, Kelly rams her shoulder into the gut of Jackie and then grabs the ropes and flips over the ropes and gets Jackie into a sunset pin.
ONE!
TWO!
Jackie gets her shoulder up. Kelly lifts Jackie up and irish whips her to the ropes and goes for a clothesline on the rebound but Jackie ducks and then Jackie picks up Kelly but Kelly counters into head scissors and takes down Jackie. Kelly waits for Jackie to get up and then hits Jackie with a clothesline, Jackie gets right back up and is met with another clothesline. While Jackie is down, Kelly climbs to the second turnbuckle. Jackie is now on all fours and Kelly jumps off and hits a legdrop to the back of the head of Jackie and then turns her over and pins.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Here is your winner... Kelly Kelly!
This following contest is a Luck of the Irish qualifying match!
Introducing first... The Miz!
And his opponent.. Mr. Money in the Bank.. Desmond Wolfe!
Miz is waiting in the ring but Wolfe doesn't come out.. Miz is asking the referee what is going on with Wolfe's music still playing.
THUD!
Miz is knocked out by the Money in the Bank briefcase! Desmond Wolfe just hit Miz in the back of the head with that briefcase! Desmond then goes over to the ring announcer and snatches the microphone off him.
Desmond: You are looking at a future World Champion, and it is all thanks to this briefcase right here! And since I already have a guranteed World Title shot whenever I please, I refuse to compete in this match. I wouldn't want to risk being injured before I cash this baby in, would I? And since I have already seen the General Manager, JBL, about this, I can announce the outcome of this match. Your winner and qualifying for the Luck of the Irish tournament. The biggest twat in wrestling history, The Miz!
Wolfe drops the mic to the ground and with Miz trying to get up, he nails him with the briefcase once more for good messure.
This following contest is a Luck of the Irish qualifying match..!
Introducing first.. He is the Intercontinental Champion!.. Zack Ryder!
And his opponent.. He is one half of the JCW World Tag Team Champions... Ted DiBiase!
The match begins with Ted going right at it and catching Zack right a punch, followed by a kick to the side of the leg. He then grabs that leg and trips Zack and drops his elbow down on it, he gets back up and drops the elbow down again and then bends the knee. Zack grabs the shoulders of Ted and rolls him backwards into a pin.
ONE!
TWO!
Zack nearly had it, but Ted got his shoulder up. Ted slides out of the ring and looks back in at Ryder. Ted slides back in the ring and the two then lock up in the middle of the ring. Ted takes advantage and hits Zack in the back and continues to hit him until Zack gets down to his knees. Ted grabs his head and drops the head down with a ddt and covers.
ONE!
TWO!
Zack kicks out. Ted pulls Zack up to his feet and Zack out of no where start to unload on Ted until he gets him against the ropes, Ted pulls himself under the top rope and makes the ref pull Zack back. Ted gets back in the ring and tries to get one over on Zack by trying to hit him but Zack ducks and starts to punch Ted again and then lifts him up and hits a fall away slam. Zack then runs to the ropes and then hits a leg drop and covers.
ONE!
TWO!
Ted kicks out. Zack runs to the ropes again and this time Ted jumps back up and catches Zack with a strong clothesline, then when Zack is down, Ted gets on top of him and shows his days with Orton and starts to unleash hell down on Zack with a storm of fists. Eventually the ref has to step in and break it up. Ted just pushes past the ref and drops his elbow down to Zack's chest and goes for another pin.
ONE!
TWO!
Zack kicks out again. Ted lifts up Zack but knocks him right back down with a dropkick. Ted takes a moment to catch his breath before pinning Zack again.
ONE!
Ted took to long to pin, Zack kicks out. Ted goes to get Zack up again but Zack starts to punch Ted in the gut and then gets back up and continues to hit Ted.. Ted then counters and pokes Zack in the eye and then hits him with a snapmare and then while Zack is sitting on the floor, Ted runs to the ropes and then kicks Zack in the face and drops down and goes for another cover.
ONE!
TWO!
Zack once again gets out of the pin attempt! Ted stands up and screams at Zack to get up. Once Zack is up Ted goes for a Dream Street but Zack falls out of the hold and then grabs Ted and attempts a Zack Attack. This time Ted counters out of the move and then out of no where he nails the Dream Street and covers.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Here is your winner... Ted DiBiase!
This opening contest is the first Luck of the Irish qualifying match.. Introducing first.. Maven!
And his opponent.. Goldust!
The match begins with Maven getting in the face of Goldust, he just shoves Maven back and then hits a german suplex. Goldust keeps the hold and they both stand up and start squeezing, he clubs Maven in the back and then continues to squeez the bearhug like hold. Goldust then lifts him up onto his shoulder but then Maven drops back and start to club Goldust in the back and then runs at the ropes and rebounds but and looks to do some sort of move but Goldust catches him in a scoop slam and covers.
ONE!
TWO!
Kickout by Maven. Goldust grabs Maven's head and forces him back up to his feet and then locks in another bear hug. He keeps on wrenching and squeezing harder. After a while Maven gets an elbow to the side of the head of Goldust which forces him to break the hold. Goldust shakes it off and goes to grab Maven again but is met with a kick to the stomach, Maven then hits Goldust with a hard right hand and grabs his arm and throws Goldust to the ropes, Goldust reverses it and throws Maven to the ropes and on the rebound Maven hits Goldust in the head with a forearm. He tells him to get back up and once Goldust is back to his feet and hits a perfect dropkick. Goldust gets back to his feet and is hit with another dropkick. Maven covers.
ONE!
TWO!
Goldust gets his shoulder up. They both get to their feet and Goldust is straight away hit with a clothesline. Maven goes and gets on to the second turnbuckle and waits for Goldust to get up. Once he is back up Maven leaps off the turnbuckle and hits a bulldog and goes for another cover.
ONE!
TWO!
Goldust once again kicks out. Maven looks to the ropes and goes to run at them but Goldust grabs his foot and trips him over, Goldust grabs both of Maven's legs and flips over him and into a pin.
ONE!
TWO!
Goldust quickly gets back up and takes a deep breath in and then bites the air. Maven springs back up to his feet and while Goldust isn't facing him, Maven hits the M-Plosion and pins..
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Here is your winner... Maven!
This following contest is a Luck of the Irish qualifying match.. Introducing first.. Carlito!
And his opponent.. Jack Swagger.
As Jack makes his way down to the ring when James Storm comes running up behind him with a beer bottle and smashes it across Jack's head. Jack rolls down the ramp and Storm yells at Jack 'Sorry about your damn luck!'. Carlito can see his opening and gets out of the ring, picks up Jack and rolls him back in the ring and then match begins. Carlito tries to lift Jack up to hit a Backstabber but Jack is out cold so Carlito is just lifting dead weight. Once he realizes he can't get him up, he drops Jack back down and looks around the arena and shrugs and drops to his knees and covers.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Here is your winner.. Carlito!
James is still at the top of the ramp smiling. The titantron comes on and we see JBL on it.
JBL: James.. If you want to get revenge against me by taking out my team.. From behind I may add, then I'm going to make your rise to the top here very difficult. Next week you'll be in a six man tag team match against Batista, Triple H and the JCW World Heavyweight Champion, John Cena.
The crowd goes nuts.
JBL: And your partners, you may ask.. Hahaha, well you'll be teaming up with CM Punk and Mr. Money in the Bank, Desmond Wolfe. Don't worry about a thing though, I'll tell my boys to play fair. But Batista, Triple H and Cena might have some anger they want to unleash some pent up rage which they cannot take out on each other. Because of right now, I'm putting into affect a new rule and that is that niether three men can lay a finger on each other until the pay-per-view. Good luck James.. You're going to need it, trust me.
This next match is a divas match where the winner becomes the number one contender to the Womens Title and will face Melina at the Luck of the Irish in a Ladder match!
Introducing first... Kelly Kelly!
And her opponent.. Miss Jackie!
The two divas look at each other and are getting ready for the match. They lock up in the center of the ring. Jackie gets the advantage by elbowing Kelly in the head and then twisting her arm, she wrenches the arm and then takes Kelly down to the floor. Kelly kips up but Jackie twists the arm even more, Kelly starts to fight back and connects with a couple of shots and then pushes Jackie in the corner and hits a monkey flip. Both divas get right back up and start to exchange shots, Jackie whips Kelly into the corner and runs at her. Kelly boosts up and Jackie goes running into the turnbuckle, Kelly then hits her with a dropkick in the corner and then covers.
ONE!
Jackie kicks out. They both get back up and once again begin to exchange blows until Jackie whips Kelly to the ropes and then catches her on the rebound and lifts her up and drops her back first on to her knees. Jackie then pins Kelly.
ONE!
TWO!
Kelly kicks out. Jackie just goes right back for another cover.
ONE!
And once again Kelly kicks out. Jackie then gets up and stomps down on Kelly's back and then locks in a camel clutch type submission. The ref asks Kelly if she gives up but she refuses and starts to move around, trying to get out of the submission, she starts to push through the pain and manages to stand up. Kelly is able to turn around and gets out of the hold but Jackie lifts her up for possibly some sort of slam but Kelly counters and turns it into a crucifix pin.
ONE!
TWO!
Jackie gets out of it. Both divas get back up, Kelly goes for a punch but Jackie blocks it and then kicks Kelly in the stomach and follows it with a suplex. Jackie then locks in that submission again. This time it takes Kelly less time to get out of the hold and she stands up and. Jackie uses her forearm to hit Kelly and then grabs her head and throws her over the top rope. Kelly doesn't hit the floor though but hits the ring apron. Jackie reaches over the ropes and grabs Kelly's hair and lifts her up, Kelly rams her shoulder into the gut of Jackie and then grabs the ropes and flips over the ropes and gets Jackie into a sunset pin.
ONE!
TWO!
Jackie gets her shoulder up. Kelly lifts Jackie up and irish whips her to the ropes and goes for a clothesline on the rebound but Jackie ducks and then Jackie picks up Kelly but Kelly counters into head scissors and takes down Jackie. Kelly waits for Jackie to get up and then hits Jackie with a clothesline, Jackie gets right back up and is met with another clothesline. While Jackie is down, Kelly climbs to the second turnbuckle. Jackie is now on all fours and Kelly jumps off and hits a legdrop to the back of the head of Jackie and then turns her over and pins.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Here is your winner... Kelly Kelly!
This following contest is a Luck of the Irish qualifying match!
Introducing first... The Miz!
And his opponent.. Mr. Money in the Bank.. Desmond Wolfe!
Miz is waiting in the ring but Wolfe doesn't come out.. Miz is asking the referee what is going on with Wolfe's music still playing.
THUD!
Miz is knocked out by the Money in the Bank briefcase! Desmond Wolfe just hit Miz in the back of the head with that briefcase! Desmond then goes over to the ring announcer and snatches the microphone off him.
Desmond: You are looking at a future World Champion, and it is all thanks to this briefcase right here! And since I already have a guranteed World Title shot whenever I please, I refuse to compete in this match. I wouldn't want to risk being injured before I cash this baby in, would I? And since I have already seen the General Manager, JBL, about this, I can announce the outcome of this match. Your winner and qualifying for the Luck of the Irish tournament. The biggest twat in wrestling history, The Miz!
Wolfe drops the mic to the ground and with Miz trying to get up, he nails him with the briefcase once more for good messure.
This following contest is a Luck of the Irish qualifying match..!
Introducing first.. He is the Intercontinental Champion!.. Zack Ryder!
And his opponent.. He is one half of the JCW World Tag Team Champions... Ted DiBiase!
The match begins with Ted going right at it and catching Zack right a punch, followed by a kick to the side of the leg. He then grabs that leg and trips Zack and drops his elbow down on it, he gets back up and drops the elbow down again and then bends the knee. Zack grabs the shoulders of Ted and rolls him backwards into a pin.
ONE!
TWO!
Zack nearly had it, but Ted got his shoulder up. Ted slides out of the ring and looks back in at Ryder. Ted slides back in the ring and the two then lock up in the middle of the ring. Ted takes advantage and hits Zack in the back and continues to hit him until Zack gets down to his knees. Ted grabs his head and drops the head down with a ddt and covers.
ONE!
TWO!
Zack kicks out. Ted pulls Zack up to his feet and Zack out of no where start to unload on Ted until he gets him against the ropes, Ted pulls himself under the top rope and makes the ref pull Zack back. Ted gets back in the ring and tries to get one over on Zack by trying to hit him but Zack ducks and starts to punch Ted again and then lifts him up and hits a fall away slam. Zack then runs to the ropes and then hits a leg drop and covers.
ONE!
TWO!
Ted kicks out. Zack runs to the ropes again and this time Ted jumps back up and catches Zack with a strong clothesline, then when Zack is down, Ted gets on top of him and shows his days with Orton and starts to unleash hell down on Zack with a storm of fists. Eventually the ref has to step in and break it up. Ted just pushes past the ref and drops his elbow down to Zack's chest and goes for another pin.
ONE!
TWO!
Zack kicks out again. Ted lifts up Zack but knocks him right back down with a dropkick. Ted takes a moment to catch his breath before pinning Zack again.
ONE!
Ted took to long to pin, Zack kicks out. Ted goes to get Zack up again but Zack starts to punch Ted in the gut and then gets back up and continues to hit Ted.. Ted then counters and pokes Zack in the eye and then hits him with a snapmare and then while Zack is sitting on the floor, Ted runs to the ropes and then kicks Zack in the face and drops down and goes for another cover.
ONE!
TWO!
Zack once again gets out of the pin attempt! Ted stands up and screams at Zack to get up. Once Zack is up Ted goes for a Dream Street but Zack falls out of the hold and then grabs Ted and attempts a Zack Attack. This time Ted counters out of the move and then out of no where he nails the Dream Street and covers.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Here is your winner... Ted DiBiase!