Post by Josh Matthews on Dec 14, 2008 21:56:18 GMT -6
Lillian: The following contest is a Steel Cage match, for the WWE Championship! Now in this match, the only ways to win is by pin fall, submission, or escaping the cage with both feet touching the floor!
On the way to the ring, from San Diego, California, Rey Mysterio!
And his opponent, Y2J, Chris Jericho!
The cage lowers the rest of the way so it’s around the ring, and the bell rings. Jericho and Rey stare at each other for a few seconds.
Regal walks down to the ring with the WWE Title in his hands. He walks down to ringside and sets it on a podium in front of the announcer’s table. Rey watches him as he puts it down with his back turned to Jericho. Jericho walks up behind him and rolls him up
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Kick out. Rey stands up quickly with a surprised look on his face, or on what you could see of his face. He runs over and kicks Jericho in the leg, then the other. Rey then tries a high kick to Y2J’s head, but he ducks, and then whips Rey into the Cage. Rey bounces back and Jericho whips him into cage wall on the other side of the ring. Rey falls to the mat and Jericho starts to climb up the cage. Halfway up, Rey gets to his feet and grabs Chris’s leg and pulls him back down to the canvas. Jericho turns to Rey and punches him in the head with a right hand. Rey stagers backwards as he’s met with another. Jericho attempts another punch, but Rey ducks, and hits a standing Bulldog. Rey climbs up the cage wall, but ¾’s of the way up, Jericho gets up and sets Rey up for a Power-bomb. Jericho lifts Rey off of the wall, and walks over to the center of the ring, and hits a Power-bomb. But instead of letting go of his legs, Jericho rolls him over and locks in the Walls Of Jericho. Jericho pulls back on Rey’s legs as hard as he can
JR: Wow, look how Rey is bending. The human body’s not supposed to do that King
King: If Jericho keeps going, he’s going to snap Rey right in half!
Rey slides his hands around the mat and looks at the door. He signals with his hand for the ref to open the cage door, and the ref listens. The door opens and Rey crawls to the open door slowly. Rey gets to the door and pulls himself till he’s almost out. Jericho breaks the hold, and closes the door on Mysterio’s mid section, and he rolls back inside the cage. Jericho gets Rey to his feet and gets right in his face
Jericho: You wanna escape Mysterio?!?! Huh?!? The only way your getting out is in little pieces
Jericho slams Rey’s head into the cage wall, and grinds his head on it
King: Well, that’s what Jericho must have meant by leaving in pieces. He’s just using that cage like a cheese grater!
Jericho gives Rey another slam of the head into the cage wall and lets him fall to the canvas. Jericho walks over to Rey and covers him
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Kick out. Jericho starts getting Rey to his feet again, but Rey pushes him off, and kicks him in the groin.
JR: OH MY!!!!!
King: Its all legal here JR
Jericho rolls around on the mat and Rey heads to the top rope. Rey jumps and hits a Split-Legged Frog Splash on Y2J. Mysterio gets up and starts climbing again. Rey gets halfway up and Jericho gets to his feet, but does not go over to Rey. Rey keeps climbing and Jericho bounces off of the ropes and runs at the wall Rey is on. Chris hooks his fists together and drills Rey in his back. Rey winces in pain, as he falls down to the mat and lands on his feet. Jericho turns around and hits a Codebreaker
JR: Codebreaker! Codebreaker! That’s gotta be it!
Jericho crawls over and covers Rey
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Here is your winner, and the new WWE Champion, Y2J, Chris Jericho!!
JR: Jericho has done it! Jericho has won the WWE Championship!
King: Yes he did JR. Chris Jericho is now the owner of the biggest prize in JC, the WWE Championship!
On the way to the ring, from San Diego, California, Rey Mysterio!
And his opponent, Y2J, Chris Jericho!
The cage lowers the rest of the way so it’s around the ring, and the bell rings. Jericho and Rey stare at each other for a few seconds.
Regal walks down to the ring with the WWE Title in his hands. He walks down to ringside and sets it on a podium in front of the announcer’s table. Rey watches him as he puts it down with his back turned to Jericho. Jericho walks up behind him and rolls him up
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2…
Kick out. Rey stands up quickly with a surprised look on his face, or on what you could see of his face. He runs over and kicks Jericho in the leg, then the other. Rey then tries a high kick to Y2J’s head, but he ducks, and then whips Rey into the Cage. Rey bounces back and Jericho whips him into cage wall on the other side of the ring. Rey falls to the mat and Jericho starts to climb up the cage. Halfway up, Rey gets to his feet and grabs Chris’s leg and pulls him back down to the canvas. Jericho turns to Rey and punches him in the head with a right hand. Rey stagers backwards as he’s met with another. Jericho attempts another punch, but Rey ducks, and hits a standing Bulldog. Rey climbs up the cage wall, but ¾’s of the way up, Jericho gets up and sets Rey up for a Power-bomb. Jericho lifts Rey off of the wall, and walks over to the center of the ring, and hits a Power-bomb. But instead of letting go of his legs, Jericho rolls him over and locks in the Walls Of Jericho. Jericho pulls back on Rey’s legs as hard as he can
JR: Wow, look how Rey is bending. The human body’s not supposed to do that King
King: If Jericho keeps going, he’s going to snap Rey right in half!
Rey slides his hands around the mat and looks at the door. He signals with his hand for the ref to open the cage door, and the ref listens. The door opens and Rey crawls to the open door slowly. Rey gets to the door and pulls himself till he’s almost out. Jericho breaks the hold, and closes the door on Mysterio’s mid section, and he rolls back inside the cage. Jericho gets Rey to his feet and gets right in his face
Jericho: You wanna escape Mysterio?!?! Huh?!? The only way your getting out is in little pieces
Jericho slams Rey’s head into the cage wall, and grinds his head on it
King: Well, that’s what Jericho must have meant by leaving in pieces. He’s just using that cage like a cheese grater!
Jericho gives Rey another slam of the head into the cage wall and lets him fall to the canvas. Jericho walks over to Rey and covers him
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2…
Kick out. Jericho starts getting Rey to his feet again, but Rey pushes him off, and kicks him in the groin.
JR: OH MY!!!!!
King: Its all legal here JR
Jericho rolls around on the mat and Rey heads to the top rope. Rey jumps and hits a Split-Legged Frog Splash on Y2J. Mysterio gets up and starts climbing again. Rey gets halfway up and Jericho gets to his feet, but does not go over to Rey. Rey keeps climbing and Jericho bounces off of the ropes and runs at the wall Rey is on. Chris hooks his fists together and drills Rey in his back. Rey winces in pain, as he falls down to the mat and lands on his feet. Jericho turns around and hits a Codebreaker
JR: Codebreaker! Codebreaker! That’s gotta be it!
Jericho crawls over and covers Rey
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2…
3…
Here is your winner, and the new WWE Champion, Y2J, Chris Jericho!!
JR: Jericho has done it! Jericho has won the WWE Championship!
King: Yes he did JR. Chris Jericho is now the owner of the biggest prize in JC, the WWE Championship!
