Post by Josh Matthews on Feb 15, 2009 22:14:56 GMT -6
Lillian: The following is the Elimination Chamber, and it is for the WWE Championship!
On the way to the ring, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, he is professional wrestling’s on Olympic Gold Medallist, Kurt Angle!
And his opponents, first, from Perry, Oklahoma, he is the Intercontinental Champion, the All-American American, Jack Swagger!
On the way to the ring, from West Newberry, Massachusetts, John Cena!
On the way to the ring, from Washington DC, he is the WWE Champion, Batista!
Now introducing the individuals starting the match, from New York City, John Bradshaw Layfield!
And finally, from Winnipeg, Canada, Chris Jericho!
JR: Here we go King, the most demonic structure in professional wrestling, the Elimination Chamber.
King: We’ve waited all night long for this one JR, now its finally here!
The ref signals for the bell, and it sounds. Jericho and JBL lock up in the center of the ring. JBL pushes Jericho into the corner, and the ref makes JBL release the pressure. JBL lets go of Chris, but before he backs out, hits Jericho with a solid right hand. The ref pushes John out as he smiles looking back at Jericho who holds his jaw. JBL pushes the ref out of his way, grabs Chris’s arm, and whips him into the turnbuckle on the other side of the ring. Once Jericho hits the pads, JBL runs at him for a clothesline in the corner, but Jericho ducks out of the way, and JBL’s fist hits the pod. JBL stands in the corner shaking his fist trying to get feeling back in his hand, when Jericho comes up behind him and rolls his up
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Kick Out. Jericho rolls under the bottom rope out onto the steel grate. He stands up and turns back to JBL, who is also standing up. Jericho grabs JBL to suplex him, but JBL hooks his foot on the bottom rope, and suplexes Jericho back into the ring and covers
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Kick out. JBL gets Jericho to his feet and whips him into the ropes. Jericho bounces off and JBL tries a Clothesline from Hell, but Jericho ducks it. John’s momentum sends him over the top rope and onto the grate outside the ring. Meanwhile, the clock hits 10, and the fans count down with it
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A buzzer hits, and Swagger’s door opens. Jack runs out of the pod over to where JBL lays on the grate, and start stomping on him. Jericho goes through the ropes and joins Swagger in stomping on him. Jack notices Jericho, and whips him into the pod. Jericho’s face hits the pod, and he turns around and stumbles back at Swagger, and gets set up for a Gut Wrench Powerbomb. But before Jack can lift him up, Jericho hits a Low Blow, and Swagger lets go. JBL gets up as Swagger turns around to him while he was bent over. JBL runs at him for a Clothesline From Hell, but Jack ducks it and JBL hits Jericho. JBL shrugs and covers Chris
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Swagger falls on JBL because of the Low Blow braking up the pin. JBL shoves Jack off of him, and starts yelling at him
JBL: What the hell are you doing!?!?
Kurt Angle starts laughing at JBL and JBL gets up and stares at Kurt through his pod. They start yelling back and forth at each other until Kurt pounds on the pod and JBL backs up. The clock hits 10 again and again the fans count with it
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Kurt Angle’s door opens, and he smiles as he walks out, and runs right at JBL. They exchange right hands until Kurt gets in two in a row, and whips JBL into the chain wall. John hits the chains face first, and Kurt walks up to him while JBL is holding onto the chains, and Kurt his an Angle Slam on the steel grate and covers
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JBL IS ELIMINATED! Angle looks down at JBL on the ground and starts yelling at the refs
Angle: Come on; get his fat old ass out of here!
Kurt starts rolling him to the door until the refs stop him and push him back. JBL stands up and walks out, but doesn’t go backstage. Instead, he grabs a few chairs, and walks back into the Chamber. The refs stop him, but he drops the chairs. The refs push him out and close the door. Kurt picks up one of the chairs he brought in, turns around, and hits Jack Swagger in the head with it.
JR: OH MY! Did you hear the crack of that chair shot!
Jack falls down to the grate, and Kurt turns around and swings the chair at Jericho, but he ducks out of the way, and hits a Codebreaker, and all 3 men in the ring lay on the grate.
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John Cena’s pod door opens. Cena runs out and covers Angle
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Kick out. Cena looks over at Jericho and Swagger, who are both starting to get up. Cena grabs Jericho by the back of his head and his tights, and tosses him back into the ring. Cena gets Jericho to his feet and whips him into the ropes. Jericho bounces back and Cena hits and flying shoulder block. Chris gets back to his feet and gets hit by another flying shoulder block. Jericho gets to his feet again, and swings at Cena, but he ducks, and hits Jericho with a spin out Powerbomb. Cena then raises his hand, does the “You Cant See Me” bounces off the ropes, and hits a 5 Knuckle Shuffle.
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Batsita’s door opens as Cena gets Jericho set up for an FU. But before Cena can connect, Batista runs into the ring and Spears Cena. Batista gets up and shakes the ropes, then turns back around and sets Cena up for a Batista Bomb. He lifts him up on his shoulders, but Jack Swagger funs into the ring and chops Batista in the knee and Cena falls off. John lands on his feet, turns around and hits an FU on Swagger
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JACK SWAGGER IS ELIMINATED!
King: Well, how about that for a “thank you for saving me”
JR: I’m sure Cena doesn’t care, he is focused like he always is
Kurt Angle makes his way back inside the ring and goes after Jericho. They lock up in the center of the ring. Jericho starts pushing Kurt into the corner, and Kurt senses it, and thumps Jericho in the eye. Jericho turns his back at Kurt in pain, then turns back around and hits Angle with a solid right hand. Kurt comes back with a right of his own, but when he swings again, Jericho ducks it and hits a Codebreaker and covers
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KURT ANGLE IS ELIMINATED!
Cena and Batista stand up and walk towards each other. Cena swings and connects with a big right hand to Batista, and Batista returns a punch. While Batista and Cena go at it, Jericho rolls under the bottom rope and leans against the pod for support. Meanwhile, Cena hits Batista with 3 punches in a row, and then whips him out onto the grate outside the ring. Cena follows him out, but Batista hit Cena with a Big Boot. Cena falls down, but bounces right back up, and stands in front of Jericho. Cena looks at him, then turns his attention back to Batista, who starts running at Cena for a Spear. Cena notices him, and jumps over Batista, and Batista spears Jericho trough the pod.
JR: MY GOD!!!!! Jericho goes right through that pod!
Batista covers Jericho inside the pod
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CHRIS JERICHO IS ELIMINATED!
JR: Wow! It comes down to this! Batista and John Cena, one man will be WWE Champion!
Cena grabs Batista’s leg and drags him out of the broken pod and covers him
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Kick out. Batista stands up and Cena grabs his arm and tries to whip him into the chains, but Batista doesn’t move. Batista pulls his arm back and clotheslines Cena. Batista puts his thumbs down, and picks Cena up, and hits him with a Batista Bomb and covers
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Lillian: Here is your winner, and still WWE Champion, Batista!
JR: What a hellacious match! Thank God there is only one of these a year for the Raw Superstars!
King: We’ll see how these guys are feeling tomorrow morning. That was entertaining to watch, but it was brutal for those men inside. It was a well-earned win by The Animal Batista.
On the way to the ring, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, he is professional wrestling’s on Olympic Gold Medallist, Kurt Angle!
And his opponents, first, from Perry, Oklahoma, he is the Intercontinental Champion, the All-American American, Jack Swagger!
On the way to the ring, from West Newberry, Massachusetts, John Cena!
On the way to the ring, from Washington DC, he is the WWE Champion, Batista!
Now introducing the individuals starting the match, from New York City, John Bradshaw Layfield!
And finally, from Winnipeg, Canada, Chris Jericho!
JR: Here we go King, the most demonic structure in professional wrestling, the Elimination Chamber.
King: We’ve waited all night long for this one JR, now its finally here!
The ref signals for the bell, and it sounds. Jericho and JBL lock up in the center of the ring. JBL pushes Jericho into the corner, and the ref makes JBL release the pressure. JBL lets go of Chris, but before he backs out, hits Jericho with a solid right hand. The ref pushes John out as he smiles looking back at Jericho who holds his jaw. JBL pushes the ref out of his way, grabs Chris’s arm, and whips him into the turnbuckle on the other side of the ring. Once Jericho hits the pads, JBL runs at him for a clothesline in the corner, but Jericho ducks out of the way, and JBL’s fist hits the pod. JBL stands in the corner shaking his fist trying to get feeling back in his hand, when Jericho comes up behind him and rolls his up
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Kick Out. Jericho rolls under the bottom rope out onto the steel grate. He stands up and turns back to JBL, who is also standing up. Jericho grabs JBL to suplex him, but JBL hooks his foot on the bottom rope, and suplexes Jericho back into the ring and covers
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Kick out. JBL gets Jericho to his feet and whips him into the ropes. Jericho bounces off and JBL tries a Clothesline from Hell, but Jericho ducks it. John’s momentum sends him over the top rope and onto the grate outside the ring. Meanwhile, the clock hits 10, and the fans count down with it
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A buzzer hits, and Swagger’s door opens. Jack runs out of the pod over to where JBL lays on the grate, and start stomping on him. Jericho goes through the ropes and joins Swagger in stomping on him. Jack notices Jericho, and whips him into the pod. Jericho’s face hits the pod, and he turns around and stumbles back at Swagger, and gets set up for a Gut Wrench Powerbomb. But before Jack can lift him up, Jericho hits a Low Blow, and Swagger lets go. JBL gets up as Swagger turns around to him while he was bent over. JBL runs at him for a Clothesline From Hell, but Jack ducks it and JBL hits Jericho. JBL shrugs and covers Chris
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Swagger falls on JBL because of the Low Blow braking up the pin. JBL shoves Jack off of him, and starts yelling at him
JBL: What the hell are you doing!?!?
Kurt Angle starts laughing at JBL and JBL gets up and stares at Kurt through his pod. They start yelling back and forth at each other until Kurt pounds on the pod and JBL backs up. The clock hits 10 again and again the fans count with it
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Kurt Angle’s door opens, and he smiles as he walks out, and runs right at JBL. They exchange right hands until Kurt gets in two in a row, and whips JBL into the chain wall. John hits the chains face first, and Kurt walks up to him while JBL is holding onto the chains, and Kurt his an Angle Slam on the steel grate and covers
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JBL IS ELIMINATED! Angle looks down at JBL on the ground and starts yelling at the refs
Angle: Come on; get his fat old ass out of here!
Kurt starts rolling him to the door until the refs stop him and push him back. JBL stands up and walks out, but doesn’t go backstage. Instead, he grabs a few chairs, and walks back into the Chamber. The refs stop him, but he drops the chairs. The refs push him out and close the door. Kurt picks up one of the chairs he brought in, turns around, and hits Jack Swagger in the head with it.
JR: OH MY! Did you hear the crack of that chair shot!
Jack falls down to the grate, and Kurt turns around and swings the chair at Jericho, but he ducks out of the way, and hits a Codebreaker, and all 3 men in the ring lay on the grate.
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John Cena’s pod door opens. Cena runs out and covers Angle
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Kick out. Cena looks over at Jericho and Swagger, who are both starting to get up. Cena grabs Jericho by the back of his head and his tights, and tosses him back into the ring. Cena gets Jericho to his feet and whips him into the ropes. Jericho bounces back and Cena hits and flying shoulder block. Chris gets back to his feet and gets hit by another flying shoulder block. Jericho gets to his feet again, and swings at Cena, but he ducks, and hits Jericho with a spin out Powerbomb. Cena then raises his hand, does the “You Cant See Me” bounces off the ropes, and hits a 5 Knuckle Shuffle.
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Batsita’s door opens as Cena gets Jericho set up for an FU. But before Cena can connect, Batista runs into the ring and Spears Cena. Batista gets up and shakes the ropes, then turns back around and sets Cena up for a Batista Bomb. He lifts him up on his shoulders, but Jack Swagger funs into the ring and chops Batista in the knee and Cena falls off. John lands on his feet, turns around and hits an FU on Swagger
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JACK SWAGGER IS ELIMINATED!
King: Well, how about that for a “thank you for saving me”
JR: I’m sure Cena doesn’t care, he is focused like he always is
Kurt Angle makes his way back inside the ring and goes after Jericho. They lock up in the center of the ring. Jericho starts pushing Kurt into the corner, and Kurt senses it, and thumps Jericho in the eye. Jericho turns his back at Kurt in pain, then turns back around and hits Angle with a solid right hand. Kurt comes back with a right of his own, but when he swings again, Jericho ducks it and hits a Codebreaker and covers
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KURT ANGLE IS ELIMINATED!
Cena and Batista stand up and walk towards each other. Cena swings and connects with a big right hand to Batista, and Batista returns a punch. While Batista and Cena go at it, Jericho rolls under the bottom rope and leans against the pod for support. Meanwhile, Cena hits Batista with 3 punches in a row, and then whips him out onto the grate outside the ring. Cena follows him out, but Batista hit Cena with a Big Boot. Cena falls down, but bounces right back up, and stands in front of Jericho. Cena looks at him, then turns his attention back to Batista, who starts running at Cena for a Spear. Cena notices him, and jumps over Batista, and Batista spears Jericho trough the pod.
JR: MY GOD!!!!! Jericho goes right through that pod!
Batista covers Jericho inside the pod
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CHRIS JERICHO IS ELIMINATED!
JR: Wow! It comes down to this! Batista and John Cena, one man will be WWE Champion!
Cena grabs Batista’s leg and drags him out of the broken pod and covers him
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Kick out. Batista stands up and Cena grabs his arm and tries to whip him into the chains, but Batista doesn’t move. Batista pulls his arm back and clotheslines Cena. Batista puts his thumbs down, and picks Cena up, and hits him with a Batista Bomb and covers
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Lillian: Here is your winner, and still WWE Champion, Batista!
JR: What a hellacious match! Thank God there is only one of these a year for the Raw Superstars!
King: We’ll see how these guys are feeling tomorrow morning. That was entertaining to watch, but it was brutal for those men inside. It was a well-earned win by The Animal Batista.