Post by Josh Matthews on Apr 5, 2009 16:11:27 GMT -6
Lillian: The following contest is a Triple Threat Hell In The Cell Match, and it is for the WWE Championship!
On the way to the ring, from West Newbury, Massachusetts, John Cena!
And his opponents, first, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, he is the 2009 Royal Rumble winner, Edge!
And introducing next, from Washington DC, he is the WWE Champion, Batista!
As the bell sounds, the ref locks the door shut. Batista and Cena lock up in the ring, as Edge slides out and leans against the apron looking like a manager. Cena gets Batista up for an FU, but Batista squirms off and pushes Cena into the ropes chest first. Cena hits the ropes and falls down to the mat on his back. Batista goes to follow up on him, but Edge slides back into the ring and hits an Edge-O-Matic on Batista. Edge kicks Cena out of the ring and pins Batista
1…
Kick out. Cena goes underneath the ring and grabs a table. He sets it up on the ring apron, and Edge baseball slide dropkicks it right back into Cena. Cena bounces off of the cell wall, and sits down on the mat on the floor. Edge pulls the table back into the ring and props it up in the corner. He walks over to the opposite side of the ring and crouches down waiting for Batista to get up. Batista finally gets up right in front of the table Edge set up. Edge runs at him for a Spear, but Batista moves out of the way. Edge stops himself and puts his hands up on the table for extra help putting on the brakes. Edge turns around and sees Batista running at him for a Spear of his own. But just before he can connect, Edge grabs the table and tosses it out and it connects on Dave’s head. Batista stops right in his tracks and falls to the mat like he had been shot. Edge goes to cover
1…
2…
Cena pulls at Edge’s leg causing him to be pulled off of Batista. Batista rolls out of the ring and makes a big thud as he hits the mats on the floor. Cena gets Edge up and whips him into the ropes, but Edge swings through and sends Cena into the ropes. Cena bounces back and hits a Flying Shoulder Block. Edge gets up and gets hit with another shoulder block. Edge gets up and takes a swing at Cena, but he ducks it and hits a Spinout Powerbomb. John raises his hand in the air and waves his hand in front of Edge’s face. He bounces off of the ropes and hits the Five Knuckle Shuffle. Cena springs up and flashes the Word Life pose as he waits for Edge to get up. Batista meanwhile stands up on the outside of the ring and slides back in. Edge gets up and Cena gets him up for an FU, but Batista comes in and Spears Cena. Edge hits the mat hard and rolls over to where the table is. Edge gets up to his knees and pulls the legs of the table out. He stands up and stands up the table. Edge turns around and kicks Batista in the gut and puts his head under his armpit. Edge looks back at the table looking for an Edgicution, but Batista low blows him before he can start it. Edge bends over in pain and Batista sets him up for a Batista Bomb. He lifts him up and walks closer to the table, and Batista Bombs Edge Through the table
JR: OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDD!!! The Table and Edge are both broken in half!
Batista falls down and covers Edge
1…
2…
3…
Lillian: Here is your winner, and STILL WWE Champion, Batista!
JR: What a hellacious match King. These men will not be the same again
King: No doubt about that JR, I wonder if we’ll see them at all tomorrow night on Raw?
On the way to the ring, from West Newbury, Massachusetts, John Cena!
And his opponents, first, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, he is the 2009 Royal Rumble winner, Edge!
And introducing next, from Washington DC, he is the WWE Champion, Batista!
As the bell sounds, the ref locks the door shut. Batista and Cena lock up in the ring, as Edge slides out and leans against the apron looking like a manager. Cena gets Batista up for an FU, but Batista squirms off and pushes Cena into the ropes chest first. Cena hits the ropes and falls down to the mat on his back. Batista goes to follow up on him, but Edge slides back into the ring and hits an Edge-O-Matic on Batista. Edge kicks Cena out of the ring and pins Batista
1…
Kick out. Cena goes underneath the ring and grabs a table. He sets it up on the ring apron, and Edge baseball slide dropkicks it right back into Cena. Cena bounces off of the cell wall, and sits down on the mat on the floor. Edge pulls the table back into the ring and props it up in the corner. He walks over to the opposite side of the ring and crouches down waiting for Batista to get up. Batista finally gets up right in front of the table Edge set up. Edge runs at him for a Spear, but Batista moves out of the way. Edge stops himself and puts his hands up on the table for extra help putting on the brakes. Edge turns around and sees Batista running at him for a Spear of his own. But just before he can connect, Edge grabs the table and tosses it out and it connects on Dave’s head. Batista stops right in his tracks and falls to the mat like he had been shot. Edge goes to cover
1…
2…
Cena pulls at Edge’s leg causing him to be pulled off of Batista. Batista rolls out of the ring and makes a big thud as he hits the mats on the floor. Cena gets Edge up and whips him into the ropes, but Edge swings through and sends Cena into the ropes. Cena bounces back and hits a Flying Shoulder Block. Edge gets up and gets hit with another shoulder block. Edge gets up and takes a swing at Cena, but he ducks it and hits a Spinout Powerbomb. John raises his hand in the air and waves his hand in front of Edge’s face. He bounces off of the ropes and hits the Five Knuckle Shuffle. Cena springs up and flashes the Word Life pose as he waits for Edge to get up. Batista meanwhile stands up on the outside of the ring and slides back in. Edge gets up and Cena gets him up for an FU, but Batista comes in and Spears Cena. Edge hits the mat hard and rolls over to where the table is. Edge gets up to his knees and pulls the legs of the table out. He stands up and stands up the table. Edge turns around and kicks Batista in the gut and puts his head under his armpit. Edge looks back at the table looking for an Edgicution, but Batista low blows him before he can start it. Edge bends over in pain and Batista sets him up for a Batista Bomb. He lifts him up and walks closer to the table, and Batista Bombs Edge Through the table
JR: OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDD!!! The Table and Edge are both broken in half!
Batista falls down and covers Edge
1…
2…
3…
Lillian: Here is your winner, and STILL WWE Champion, Batista!
JR: What a hellacious match King. These men will not be the same again
King: No doubt about that JR, I wonder if we’ll see them at all tomorrow night on Raw?
