Post by creative on Jun 7, 2009 16:40:33 GMT -6
Joey is standing in the middle of the ring with a mic.
Ladies and gentlemen, being that I was in the original ECW, it's only fitting that I be the ring announce this next match.
The bell rings and the crowd is awaiting the first two competitors.
This following contest is the extreme guantlet match and is for the vacant Hardcore Championship.
Introducing the first competitor... Kane!
And the second competitor... Matt Morgan!
Kane is already looking under the ring as Morgan is walking down to the ring. He starts throwing random weapons into the ring, including a trash can with the lid, a stop sign and a steel chair. He gets back in the ring around the same time Morgan enters. Kane doesn't waist any time, he picks up the the lid and just as Morgan steps over the ropes he is hit in the head. He doesn't fall down so Kane hits him again, and again. Morgan then slowly falls to the floor. Kane goes for a cover.
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Morgan kicks out. Kane lifts him up and throws him to the ropes and when Morgan rebounds back Kane gives him a big boot. Kane signals to the crowd for a chokeslame, he waits for Morgan to get up and then grabs his neck. Morgan starts kicking Kane in the gut and eventually gets out of his grip, he start laying some punches to the head of Kane he then backs up and runs at Kane and hits bicycle kick and pins.
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Kane is eliminated.
Introducing next... Paul Burchill
Paul comes out holding a steel chair. He runs down to the ring and slides in, he runs to Morgan and swings but Morgan ducks and runs to the ropes and rebounds and as Paul turns around is met with a bicycle kick. Matt goes for another cover.
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Paul Burchill is eliminated.
Jimmy Jacobs titantron starts playing but after a while, it is clear that no one is coming. Morgan starts yelling "Come On!" and signaling for the next challanger. His music stops and instead DH Smith's starts playing.
Smith runs down to the ring and takes it right to Morgan by throwing punches, he runs back to the ropes and then runs to Morgan but Morgan counters with a powerslam and covers.
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Smith kicks out. Matt picks him up and lifts him up for a suplex and holds him upside down to show his strength. He then drops back and hits the suplex. Matt gets on top of Smith and starts a ground and pound he then picks up the garbage can and shoves it sideways between the top and middle turnbuckle and then walks back over to Smith and picks him up and throws him head first into the can. Matt then grabs Smith from behind and german suplexs him. Just as Matt turns around to walk over to Smith, Kane is in the ring with the ring bell and hits Matt right in the head and busts him open. Kane then walks to Smith, picks him up and drops him on top of Morgan.
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Matt Morgan is eliminated.
Introducing next... Tylar Black
As Tylar is coming down the ring, Kane is walking up the ramp. Tylar just ignores him and continues down to the ring, but Smith is still down so before Tylar gets in the ring he decides to look under the ring and pulls out a Kendo stick and raises it in the air with the crowd cheering. He slides in the ring and waits for Smith to get up and turn around then smacks him in the head with the stick and drops the stick and covers.
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Smith kicks out but that shot to the head has opened him up and blood starts trickiling down his face. Tylar picks up Smith but is met with a kick to the groin. Tylar drops to his knees and Smith hits a quick ddt. He whipes some of the blood from his face and rubs it acorss his chest and then picks the steel chair that was in the ring and starts jabbing it down onto Tylar, he does that three times then drops it and locks in the camel clutch. Tylar starts screaming in pain but holds on, Smith keeps wrenching and aplying more pressure but Tylar doesn't give up. Frustrated that Tylar wasn't giving up Smith lets go and picks up the kendo stick and goes to hit Tylar but Tylar hits a low dropkick to the leg of Smith, while Smith is down on 1 knee Tylar climbs to the top rope and goes for a flying cross body but Smith gets up and catches him, then throws him over his shoulder and hits a running power slam.
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Both Smith and the crowd are shocked that Tylar still has the wil to keep on going. Smith rolls out of the ring and grabs a table which is leaning against the crowd barricade and sets it up just outside the ring and climbs back up on the ring apron to get Tylar, but before Smith could get back in the ring Tylar runs and hits a flying elbow, sending Smith off the apron and crashing through the table. Tylar crawls out of the ring with the ref following and covers Smith on top of the broken table.
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DH Smith is eliminated.
Introducing next... Teddy Hart.
For the second time Tylar Black has to face a member of The Hart family. Teddy runs down to the ring and quickly climbs to the top turnbuckle and with Tylar still outside the ring Teddy launches off the top and hits a moonsault on Tylar. The crowd start an ECW original chant... "Holy Shit! Holy Shit!". Teddy, proud of what he just did raises his arm in the air, he then spots a shooping cart full of weapons in a corner and goes over to it and tips the weapons out and wheels the cart over to Tylar and picks him up and puts him in the cart and runs and lets go of the cart, sending it into the steel steps which shoots Tylar out of it and over the steps and into the floor below. Teddy reaches under the ring and pulls out a table and sets it up and then places Tylar on top of it. Teddy signls for the hart attack and climbs up onto the ring apron and then onto the top turnbuckle, stands up tall and leaps off with the hart attack but Tylar rolls off and for the second time it's Tylar's opponent that crashes through the table. Tylar barely crawls and puts his arm over Teddy.
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Teddy Hart is eliminated.
Introducing next... Mr. Kennedy
Kennedy runs down to the ring and over to Tylar and picks up the scaprs. He lifts up Tylar but it is like lifting dead weight. He hits the mic check on the floor and pins.
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Tylar Black is eliminated
Introducing next... Chris Sabin
Kennedy gets back in the ring and waist for Sabin. Sabin runs down the ramp and does the MCMG hand/index finger taunt and slides in the ring but Kennedy starts stomping him while he's on the ground. Sabin starts fighting his way up, Kennedy grabs hold of him and hits a belly to belly suplex, Sabin rolls right out of the ring from the suplex and then crawls under the ring. Kennedy jumps out the ring and see's that Sabin has gone. He lifts up the ring apron but doesn't see anything, he walks around to the other side and does the same thing but when he looks under, a white foamy spray comes out and gets him in the face. Sabin crawls out holding a fire extinguisher and continues to spray him. Sabin then grabs a hold of the extinguisher and hits Kennedy in the stomach with it. Kennedy bends over and Sabin hits down on the back of Kennedy's head and to add insult to injury he sprays Kennedy while he's on he floor. He goes for a cover.
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Kennedy kicks out. Sabin grabs hold of Kennedy and rolls him back in the ring and follows. Sabin walks over to Kennedy but Kennedy hits Sabin with a shot to the mid section. He starts getting some momentum and whips Sabin into the ropes and goes for a clothesline but Sabin ducks and rebounds off the other side and hits Kennedy with a dropkick. He starts stalking Kennedy and when he gets up Sabin lifts him up onto his shoulders and does the cradle shock and then pins.
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Mr. Kennedy is eliminated.
Introducing next... Tyson Kidd.
Tyson comes down with Natalya and they stop just at the end of the ramp. Tyson turns to Natalya and hands her his Junior Heavyweight Title and while he wasn't looking, Sabin has ran and jumped through the ropes and crashes into Tyson outside the ring. Both men are down and Natalya is trying to get Tyson up, they both start getting up at the same time. Sabin goes to kick Tyson but Tyson grabs his foot and begins a cocky laugh but doesn't last long when Sabin jumps off his other legs and kicks Tyson in the side of the head. Sabin looks at Natalya and blows her a kiss then rolls Tyson in the ring and goes to get in himself but when he's up on the apron Natalya grabs his foot and doesn't let go. Tyson gets up and grabs Sabin's head and drops down, rebounding Sabin off the apron, and back to the floor outside. Tyson rolls out of the ring and reaches under it and pulls out a trash can and puts it over Sabin then walks over to where Teddy tipped the weapons out and picks up a kendo stick and starts banging the trash can with Sabin in it. He then starts pushing Sabin and sends him straight into the ring post. Tyson climbs up onto the barrice and jumps off and hits an elbow drops with Sabin still in the trash can. Tyson pulls the can off and pins Sabin.
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Chris Sabin is eliminated
Tyson waits for the next competitor but no one comes out. The lights then go out for a while and then comes back on and Suicide is standing on the announcers table.
Introducing next... Suicide
Tyson runs over to the announcer table and Suicide jumps off and standing running around the ring, away from Tyson and then slides in the ring and crowches down and makes a gun with his fingers and points it to his head, he then jumps up. Tyson gets in the ring and goes to grab Suicide but he rolls out of the way and jumps back up. Tyson then goes for a clothesline but Sucide ducks out of the way. Tyson is getting really frustrated and runs at Suicide but is met with a foot to the stomach and then Suicide hits a legweep and trips Tyson and then hits a standing senton and pins.
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Tyson kicks out. Suicide picks up a steel chair and as soon as Tyson gets up, he is knocked back down with a chair shot to the skull. Suicide goes for another pin.
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Tyson manages to get his shoulder up. Blood can be seen starting to make it's way out of Tyson's head. Suicide picks up Tyson and sets him up for a DOA until Tyson drops down and low blows Suicide, he then hits a snap ddt onto the steel chair and covers.
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Suicide is eliminated
Introducing next... CM Punk
Punk walks out from behind the curtain holding a 2x4 wrapped with barb wire. He races down to the ring and waits for Tyson to get up and then strike him in the mid section with the 2x4, Tyson drops to his knees and Punk comes up from behind and places the barbwire acorss Tyson's forehead and starts rubbing, more and more blood starts running down the face of Tyson. Natalya comes in the ring and jumps on the back of Punk to stop him. He lets go and starts moving around the ring trying to get Natalya off him. He reaches behind him and grabs her head and flips her over him. Punk starts focusing on Natalya, Tyson comes up from behind and rolls up Punk.
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CM Punk is eliminated
Punk is shocked and angered at what just went down.
Introducing next... Sheik Abdul Bashir
Sheik makes his way to the ring but stops and doesn't enter as he see's Punk start laying into Tyson and then hits him with the GTS. Sheik decides to join and while Tyson is on the ground he starts stomping him. Sheik looks to Punk and points and starts smiling but Punk still angry needs to take his anger out, grabs Sheik and hits him with a GTS as well. Punk then exits the ring and Natalya drags Tyson over Sheik.
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Sheik Abdul Bashir is eliminated
Introducing next... Brock Lesnar
Brock just walks to the ring with a smile acorss his face. He enters the ring and looks down at Natalya covering Tyson, telling Brock not to hurt him as he is still knocked out. Brock picks up Natalya and throws her acorss the ring and picks up Tyson and puts him on his shoulders and hits an F-5 and then covers.
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Tyson Kidd is eliminated
Introducing next... Bobby Lashley
Lashley starts walking to the ring but from behind DH Smith staggers out with a bandage across his head and hits Bobby in the back with a steel chair. Bobby falls down and rolls the rest of the way down the ramp. Brock gets out of the ring to help out his new partner, Smith stops half way down the ramp so that he isn't in reach of Brock. Brock starts running up but Smith runs to the side and jumps the baricade into the crowd and starts making his way through. Natalya gets out of the ring and starts running up to Brock but Lashley grabs her. Brock see's this and walks back down to the ring, Natalya slaps Boddy across the face but then see's his anger and tries to run away but see's Brock walking towards her. She turns around and see's Bobby running at her so she jumps out the way and the spear which was meant for her is taken by Brock instead. Bobby gets up and looks down at Brock and then down at Natalya, he goes to hurt her but is again hit from behind, this time in the back of the head with the Junior Heavyweight Title by Tyson Kidd. The arena is full of chaos between the Hart family and Lashley and Brock. Lashley falls down on top of Brock and the ref decides to make the count.
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Introducing the final competitor... The Miz
Punk quickly makes his way to the carnage and looks at Tyson. Since Tyson isn't interested in The Miz he just walks back up the ramp with Natalya and head backstage. Miz lifts Bobby up and kicks him in the gut and then backs up and runs and knees Bobby up and then a neckbreaker. Reality Check. He then covers Bobby.
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Here is your winner and NEW Hardcore Champion... The Miz!
Striker: Oh my god, what a match! Broken bodies, broken tables and weapons everywhere. This match is going to go down as one of the most violent matches in JCW history.
Ladies and gentlemen, being that I was in the original ECW, it's only fitting that I be the ring announce this next match.
The bell rings and the crowd is awaiting the first two competitors.
This following contest is the extreme guantlet match and is for the vacant Hardcore Championship.
Introducing the first competitor... Kane!
And the second competitor... Matt Morgan!
Kane is already looking under the ring as Morgan is walking down to the ring. He starts throwing random weapons into the ring, including a trash can with the lid, a stop sign and a steel chair. He gets back in the ring around the same time Morgan enters. Kane doesn't waist any time, he picks up the the lid and just as Morgan steps over the ropes he is hit in the head. He doesn't fall down so Kane hits him again, and again. Morgan then slowly falls to the floor. Kane goes for a cover.
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Morgan kicks out. Kane lifts him up and throws him to the ropes and when Morgan rebounds back Kane gives him a big boot. Kane signals to the crowd for a chokeslame, he waits for Morgan to get up and then grabs his neck. Morgan starts kicking Kane in the gut and eventually gets out of his grip, he start laying some punches to the head of Kane he then backs up and runs at Kane and hits bicycle kick and pins.
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Kane is eliminated.
Introducing next... Paul Burchill
Paul comes out holding a steel chair. He runs down to the ring and slides in, he runs to Morgan and swings but Morgan ducks and runs to the ropes and rebounds and as Paul turns around is met with a bicycle kick. Matt goes for another cover.
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Paul Burchill is eliminated.
Jimmy Jacobs titantron starts playing but after a while, it is clear that no one is coming. Morgan starts yelling "Come On!" and signaling for the next challanger. His music stops and instead DH Smith's starts playing.
Smith runs down to the ring and takes it right to Morgan by throwing punches, he runs back to the ropes and then runs to Morgan but Morgan counters with a powerslam and covers.
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Smith kicks out. Matt picks him up and lifts him up for a suplex and holds him upside down to show his strength. He then drops back and hits the suplex. Matt gets on top of Smith and starts a ground and pound he then picks up the garbage can and shoves it sideways between the top and middle turnbuckle and then walks back over to Smith and picks him up and throws him head first into the can. Matt then grabs Smith from behind and german suplexs him. Just as Matt turns around to walk over to Smith, Kane is in the ring with the ring bell and hits Matt right in the head and busts him open. Kane then walks to Smith, picks him up and drops him on top of Morgan.
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Matt Morgan is eliminated.
Introducing next... Tylar Black
As Tylar is coming down the ring, Kane is walking up the ramp. Tylar just ignores him and continues down to the ring, but Smith is still down so before Tylar gets in the ring he decides to look under the ring and pulls out a Kendo stick and raises it in the air with the crowd cheering. He slides in the ring and waits for Smith to get up and turn around then smacks him in the head with the stick and drops the stick and covers.
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Smith kicks out but that shot to the head has opened him up and blood starts trickiling down his face. Tylar picks up Smith but is met with a kick to the groin. Tylar drops to his knees and Smith hits a quick ddt. He whipes some of the blood from his face and rubs it acorss his chest and then picks the steel chair that was in the ring and starts jabbing it down onto Tylar, he does that three times then drops it and locks in the camel clutch. Tylar starts screaming in pain but holds on, Smith keeps wrenching and aplying more pressure but Tylar doesn't give up. Frustrated that Tylar wasn't giving up Smith lets go and picks up the kendo stick and goes to hit Tylar but Tylar hits a low dropkick to the leg of Smith, while Smith is down on 1 knee Tylar climbs to the top rope and goes for a flying cross body but Smith gets up and catches him, then throws him over his shoulder and hits a running power slam.
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Both Smith and the crowd are shocked that Tylar still has the wil to keep on going. Smith rolls out of the ring and grabs a table which is leaning against the crowd barricade and sets it up just outside the ring and climbs back up on the ring apron to get Tylar, but before Smith could get back in the ring Tylar runs and hits a flying elbow, sending Smith off the apron and crashing through the table. Tylar crawls out of the ring with the ref following and covers Smith on top of the broken table.
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DH Smith is eliminated.
Introducing next... Teddy Hart.
For the second time Tylar Black has to face a member of The Hart family. Teddy runs down to the ring and quickly climbs to the top turnbuckle and with Tylar still outside the ring Teddy launches off the top and hits a moonsault on Tylar. The crowd start an ECW original chant... "Holy Shit! Holy Shit!". Teddy, proud of what he just did raises his arm in the air, he then spots a shooping cart full of weapons in a corner and goes over to it and tips the weapons out and wheels the cart over to Tylar and picks him up and puts him in the cart and runs and lets go of the cart, sending it into the steel steps which shoots Tylar out of it and over the steps and into the floor below. Teddy reaches under the ring and pulls out a table and sets it up and then places Tylar on top of it. Teddy signls for the hart attack and climbs up onto the ring apron and then onto the top turnbuckle, stands up tall and leaps off with the hart attack but Tylar rolls off and for the second time it's Tylar's opponent that crashes through the table. Tylar barely crawls and puts his arm over Teddy.
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Teddy Hart is eliminated.
Introducing next... Mr. Kennedy
Kennedy runs down to the ring and over to Tylar and picks up the scaprs. He lifts up Tylar but it is like lifting dead weight. He hits the mic check on the floor and pins.
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Tylar Black is eliminated
Introducing next... Chris Sabin
Kennedy gets back in the ring and waist for Sabin. Sabin runs down the ramp and does the MCMG hand/index finger taunt and slides in the ring but Kennedy starts stomping him while he's on the ground. Sabin starts fighting his way up, Kennedy grabs hold of him and hits a belly to belly suplex, Sabin rolls right out of the ring from the suplex and then crawls under the ring. Kennedy jumps out the ring and see's that Sabin has gone. He lifts up the ring apron but doesn't see anything, he walks around to the other side and does the same thing but when he looks under, a white foamy spray comes out and gets him in the face. Sabin crawls out holding a fire extinguisher and continues to spray him. Sabin then grabs a hold of the extinguisher and hits Kennedy in the stomach with it. Kennedy bends over and Sabin hits down on the back of Kennedy's head and to add insult to injury he sprays Kennedy while he's on he floor. He goes for a cover.
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Kennedy kicks out. Sabin grabs hold of Kennedy and rolls him back in the ring and follows. Sabin walks over to Kennedy but Kennedy hits Sabin with a shot to the mid section. He starts getting some momentum and whips Sabin into the ropes and goes for a clothesline but Sabin ducks and rebounds off the other side and hits Kennedy with a dropkick. He starts stalking Kennedy and when he gets up Sabin lifts him up onto his shoulders and does the cradle shock and then pins.
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Mr. Kennedy is eliminated.
Introducing next... Tyson Kidd.
Tyson comes down with Natalya and they stop just at the end of the ramp. Tyson turns to Natalya and hands her his Junior Heavyweight Title and while he wasn't looking, Sabin has ran and jumped through the ropes and crashes into Tyson outside the ring. Both men are down and Natalya is trying to get Tyson up, they both start getting up at the same time. Sabin goes to kick Tyson but Tyson grabs his foot and begins a cocky laugh but doesn't last long when Sabin jumps off his other legs and kicks Tyson in the side of the head. Sabin looks at Natalya and blows her a kiss then rolls Tyson in the ring and goes to get in himself but when he's up on the apron Natalya grabs his foot and doesn't let go. Tyson gets up and grabs Sabin's head and drops down, rebounding Sabin off the apron, and back to the floor outside. Tyson rolls out of the ring and reaches under it and pulls out a trash can and puts it over Sabin then walks over to where Teddy tipped the weapons out and picks up a kendo stick and starts banging the trash can with Sabin in it. He then starts pushing Sabin and sends him straight into the ring post. Tyson climbs up onto the barrice and jumps off and hits an elbow drops with Sabin still in the trash can. Tyson pulls the can off and pins Sabin.
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Chris Sabin is eliminated
Tyson waits for the next competitor but no one comes out. The lights then go out for a while and then comes back on and Suicide is standing on the announcers table.
Introducing next... Suicide
Tyson runs over to the announcer table and Suicide jumps off and standing running around the ring, away from Tyson and then slides in the ring and crowches down and makes a gun with his fingers and points it to his head, he then jumps up. Tyson gets in the ring and goes to grab Suicide but he rolls out of the way and jumps back up. Tyson then goes for a clothesline but Sucide ducks out of the way. Tyson is getting really frustrated and runs at Suicide but is met with a foot to the stomach and then Suicide hits a legweep and trips Tyson and then hits a standing senton and pins.
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Tyson kicks out. Suicide picks up a steel chair and as soon as Tyson gets up, he is knocked back down with a chair shot to the skull. Suicide goes for another pin.
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Tyson manages to get his shoulder up. Blood can be seen starting to make it's way out of Tyson's head. Suicide picks up Tyson and sets him up for a DOA until Tyson drops down and low blows Suicide, he then hits a snap ddt onto the steel chair and covers.
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Suicide is eliminated
Introducing next... CM Punk
Punk walks out from behind the curtain holding a 2x4 wrapped with barb wire. He races down to the ring and waits for Tyson to get up and then strike him in the mid section with the 2x4, Tyson drops to his knees and Punk comes up from behind and places the barbwire acorss Tyson's forehead and starts rubbing, more and more blood starts running down the face of Tyson. Natalya comes in the ring and jumps on the back of Punk to stop him. He lets go and starts moving around the ring trying to get Natalya off him. He reaches behind him and grabs her head and flips her over him. Punk starts focusing on Natalya, Tyson comes up from behind and rolls up Punk.
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CM Punk is eliminated
Punk is shocked and angered at what just went down.
Introducing next... Sheik Abdul Bashir
Sheik makes his way to the ring but stops and doesn't enter as he see's Punk start laying into Tyson and then hits him with the GTS. Sheik decides to join and while Tyson is on the ground he starts stomping him. Sheik looks to Punk and points and starts smiling but Punk still angry needs to take his anger out, grabs Sheik and hits him with a GTS as well. Punk then exits the ring and Natalya drags Tyson over Sheik.
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Sheik Abdul Bashir is eliminated
Introducing next... Brock Lesnar
Brock just walks to the ring with a smile acorss his face. He enters the ring and looks down at Natalya covering Tyson, telling Brock not to hurt him as he is still knocked out. Brock picks up Natalya and throws her acorss the ring and picks up Tyson and puts him on his shoulders and hits an F-5 and then covers.
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Tyson Kidd is eliminated
Introducing next... Bobby Lashley
Lashley starts walking to the ring but from behind DH Smith staggers out with a bandage across his head and hits Bobby in the back with a steel chair. Bobby falls down and rolls the rest of the way down the ramp. Brock gets out of the ring to help out his new partner, Smith stops half way down the ramp so that he isn't in reach of Brock. Brock starts running up but Smith runs to the side and jumps the baricade into the crowd and starts making his way through. Natalya gets out of the ring and starts running up to Brock but Lashley grabs her. Brock see's this and walks back down to the ring, Natalya slaps Boddy across the face but then see's his anger and tries to run away but see's Brock walking towards her. She turns around and see's Bobby running at her so she jumps out the way and the spear which was meant for her is taken by Brock instead. Bobby gets up and looks down at Brock and then down at Natalya, he goes to hurt her but is again hit from behind, this time in the back of the head with the Junior Heavyweight Title by Tyson Kidd. The arena is full of chaos between the Hart family and Lashley and Brock. Lashley falls down on top of Brock and the ref decides to make the count.
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Introducing the final competitor... The Miz
Punk quickly makes his way to the carnage and looks at Tyson. Since Tyson isn't interested in The Miz he just walks back up the ramp with Natalya and head backstage. Miz lifts Bobby up and kicks him in the gut and then backs up and runs and knees Bobby up and then a neckbreaker. Reality Check. He then covers Bobby.
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Here is your winner and NEW Hardcore Champion... The Miz!
Striker: Oh my god, what a match! Broken bodies, broken tables and weapons everywhere. This match is going to go down as one of the most violent matches in JCW history.