Jericho/Edge vs. Miz/Batista Martch RP

[Josh Matthews]

Chris Jericho, Edge, The Miz, and Batista will post their Match RP's here

[Edge]

Scene One....

Edge is shown arriving in the arena via a stretch hummer. Two children run up to him and ask for his autograph. He turns to them and snickers, then...

Do I look like the kind of person that would want to give two little kids with no money or respect any autographs? I'm better than that kiddies. You'll never amount to anything in life, and you should simply end everything right now, if you know what's good for you.

The children start to tear up as a man walks up behind him. It appears to be their father. He whispers something in their ears and then the children dry their eyes and run out the arena. He looks at Edge with a haunting glare.

Look here man, my kids just wanted a damn autograph, is that so much to ask? You think that you're so much damn better than everyone and it makes me sick. You disgust me and everyone else I know. You tell these kids that they wont amount to anything yet it seems that you're the one that can't seem to do anything well. You've had how many chances at a championship? And when it came right down to it you just couldn't get the job done. They wont amount to anything right? Coming from a failure like you that's nothing but a compliment.

Edge begins to glare back at the man. It's quite visible that what the man had to say bothered him. He takes off his sunglasses and just stands there.

You want to talk about being a failure? Look at your life. You make what about 30 thousand a year? Have a one car garage and have to drive an hour commute back and forth to work just to get bitched at by your good for nothing boss? Look at me, I make 10 thousand a WEEK. I have 4 cars which actually rarely get driven because the JC pays for all my travel expenses. I don't drive...anywhere I'm transported like a superstar. My boss, treats me like a god, because my good man, thats what i am. A GOD.

Now you go back to your kids, and you tell them that you're a good for nothing father, and couldn't get any autographs for them. And look at the sad faces they give you. You worthless piece of trash...

The man looks away towards the ground. He looks up at Edge with hatred in his eyes and swings at him. He connects but then Edge spears the man and lays into him. Finally security comes to the man's aid. He's broken and bruised, battered and bloody. They escort Edge back to the locker room and take the man out in handcuffs.

Scene two...

Edge is shown in his locker room just minutes after the encounter with the man. He has ice on his cheek where the man hit him. A trainer walks in to look at it and he pushes them away.

Damn it I'm just fine. Leave me the hell alone before you wind up like that ingrate outside.

He looks on the television monitor to notice two local jobbers fighting it out in the ring.

Ya know something? I look back now and realize something...funny thing about it is that back then, I never thought that I would make it to where I am. In JCW...just before the most anticipated event of the year Slamiversary. I'm a JCW superstar and one of the best at that. I'll never be brought back down and there isn't a damn thing that anyone's going to do about it...

Now get outta my way. It's my time to show these people what they deserve.

Scene three...

The whole arena erupts in boos. Edge makes his way out in his normal fashion. He grabs a mic from Lillian and does a few poses in the ring, each of them being met with the same obnoxious boo. He stands and waits for the audience to calm down which isn't the shortest of times....finally...

Listen up everyone. It's time that you know this. I'm here to entertain you. I might play a bad guy but that's not the way I really am! What I did at The Bast was nothing personal against Batista and The Miz....I mean yes I do hate them, but in this business you do all that you can to get ahead, and if that means teaming up with that obnoxious ass Jericho then so be it. It all started right after I lost to The Miz. Jericho had lost to Batista just shortly before and we had a meeting in the hall. Of course both of us weren't in the best of moods and didn't have nice words to speak of at first...

Then we decided it was time to restructure our relationship, and device a plan...to get back at not only Batista and Miz, but also Theodore Long and the rest of the Raw Roster. Put quite simply, we decided to prove to everyone our true potensial, and that is exactly what we did. We prove to everyone that you don't mess with Rated Y2J.

Edge drops the mic and steps out of the ring to a torrent of boos from the audience.