Post by Josh Matthews on Jul 16, 2009 19:54:25 GMT -6
(Thanks to Joey Styles for this match)
King: Ladies and Gentlmen welcome to Monday Night Raw! It is going to be one hell of a night tonight and we kick off the show with this match.
Every superstar from Thursday Night Superstars are standing in the crowded ring.
(Koslov, Lashley, Sabin, Curry Man, Smith, Bourne, Swagger, Jacobs, Bashir, Shelton, Keenan, Hart, Tyler, Kidd)
Lillian: This opening contest is a 14-Man Over The Top Rope Battle Royal with the winner being moved up to Monday Night Raw!
The bell rings and everyone in the ring start brawling among themselves. Most of the superstars are fighting one on one but their are a couple teams ganging up on people. Hart Dynasty are beating down on Sabin. Tyler picks up Teddy and hits him with a Sidewalk Slam and then while Dynasty are trying to get Sabin over the rop rope, he forearms Tyson in the back and then punches Smith in the head, he keeps giving them both shots and is mainly focused on Smith when Tyson grabs Tyler's hair and elbows him in the back of the head, then Smith picks him up in a Military Press and throws him out of the ring.
Tyler Black is eliminated.
Lashley and Swagger are exchanging blows in the centre of the ring. Koslov is in the corner when Curry Man walks over to him and goes to grab him when Koslov kicks him in the gut and grabs his head and smashes it against the pad and then turns him around in the corner and starts throwing right hands at Curry Man and keeps at it until Curry Man is sitting down in the corner. While this was going on, Swagger has the upperhand on Lashley and whips him to the ropes and tries a clothesline but Lashley ducks and runs to the other side and rebounds off the ropes and spears Swagger and knocks him out of the ring. Lashley walks to the ropes and looks down at Swagger but when he starts turning around Koslov runs at him and then clotheslines him out of the ring.
Bobby Lashley is eliminated.
Bourne runs and dropkics Koslov into the corner and then grabs his leg and starts trying to get him over the rope. Koslov keeps hanging on but keeps going over the rope more and more, then Keenan comes up behind Bourne and and picks him up by the legs and throws him over the ropes and both Bourne and Koslov fall over the top rope.
Evan Bourne and Alex Koslov are elminated.
Hart Dynasty are once again teaming up when Smith holds back Jacobs arms while Tyson takes shots at him. Teddy and Sheik come to the aide of Jacobs and both start laying into Smith, then Jacobs becomes free and kicks Tyson in the mid-section and plants him with a Snap DDT. Then The Age of The Fall start teaming up on Smith. All three of them grab him and easily lift him over the top rope but Smith lands on his feet on the apron and punches Bashir but then Jacobs and Teddy both jump up and dropkick Smith off the ring apron.
DH Smith is eliminated.
Shelton is leaning against the ropes and is trying not to get worn out anymore. Keenan runs and tries clotheslines him out of the ring but Shelton drops down and pulls the top rope with him and Keenan goes flying over and out of the ring,
Sterling James Keenan is eliminated
Bashir and Teddy go and start double teaming Curry Man and Jacobs starts fighting Tyson again. Teddy lifts up Curry Man and drops him down with a Suplex. He grabs his head and pulls him over to Bashir and passes him over to Bashir and then he grabs Curry Mans head and does a W.M.D. Both Teddy and Bashir pick him up and then throw him over the top rope.
Curry Man is eliminated.
Shelton finally comes away from the ropes and hits Teddy with a Paydirt. Bashir goes to get Benjamin but he springs back up and hits Bashir with a Paydirt as well. Sabin comes over to try eliminate Shelton but Shelton goes for another Paydirt but this time Sabin pushes him off and then grabs Shelton by the head and throws him over the top rope.
Shelton Benjamin is eiliminated.
Shelton can't beleive he got eliminated and slides back in the ring while Sabin isn't looking and grabs him and throws him out of the ring as well.
Chris Sabin is eliminated.
Shelton then is forced out of the ring by the referees. It is now down to four people. Tyson is stomping down on Jacobs when Bashir and Teddy walk over to Tyson and both start punching him. Bashir whips Tyson across the ring and then Tyson grabs the ropes on the other side so Bashir runs at him with a clothesline but Tyson ducks down and Back Body Drops Bashir out of the ring.
Sheik Abdul Bashir is eiliminated.
Teddy helps up Jacobs and leans him against the ropes. Teddy runs over to Tyson but stops just before him so he doesn't get eliminated the same way Bashir did. Tyson goes to kick Teddy but Teddy grabs his leg. Tyson jumps up and hits and Enziguiri. Tyson goes back over to Jacobs to try to eliminate him once and for all. He gets close but then Teddy runs up behind Tyson, Tyson saw this coming out of the corner of his eye and steps to the side and makes Teddy accidently eliminates Jacobs.
Jimmy Jacobs is eliminated.
Tyson tries to get Teddy of the top rope but Teddy just goes over onto the ring apron. Tyson goes for a right hand but Teddy blocks and grabs his arm and pulls him over as well. Both men begin to brawl on the ring apron, knowing that only one man can stay on the edge of the ring. Then out of no where Jack Swagger comes running around the ring and grabs both their legs and pulls them off the apron and rolls back in the ring.
Teddy Hart and Tyson Kidd are eliminated.
Here is your winner... Jack Swagger!
King: Ladies and Gentlmen welcome to Monday Night Raw! It is going to be one hell of a night tonight and we kick off the show with this match.
Every superstar from Thursday Night Superstars are standing in the crowded ring.
(Koslov, Lashley, Sabin, Curry Man, Smith, Bourne, Swagger, Jacobs, Bashir, Shelton, Keenan, Hart, Tyler, Kidd)
Lillian: This opening contest is a 14-Man Over The Top Rope Battle Royal with the winner being moved up to Monday Night Raw!
The bell rings and everyone in the ring start brawling among themselves. Most of the superstars are fighting one on one but their are a couple teams ganging up on people. Hart Dynasty are beating down on Sabin. Tyler picks up Teddy and hits him with a Sidewalk Slam and then while Dynasty are trying to get Sabin over the rop rope, he forearms Tyson in the back and then punches Smith in the head, he keeps giving them both shots and is mainly focused on Smith when Tyson grabs Tyler's hair and elbows him in the back of the head, then Smith picks him up in a Military Press and throws him out of the ring.
Tyler Black is eliminated.
Lashley and Swagger are exchanging blows in the centre of the ring. Koslov is in the corner when Curry Man walks over to him and goes to grab him when Koslov kicks him in the gut and grabs his head and smashes it against the pad and then turns him around in the corner and starts throwing right hands at Curry Man and keeps at it until Curry Man is sitting down in the corner. While this was going on, Swagger has the upperhand on Lashley and whips him to the ropes and tries a clothesline but Lashley ducks and runs to the other side and rebounds off the ropes and spears Swagger and knocks him out of the ring. Lashley walks to the ropes and looks down at Swagger but when he starts turning around Koslov runs at him and then clotheslines him out of the ring.
Bobby Lashley is eliminated.
Bourne runs and dropkics Koslov into the corner and then grabs his leg and starts trying to get him over the rope. Koslov keeps hanging on but keeps going over the rope more and more, then Keenan comes up behind Bourne and and picks him up by the legs and throws him over the ropes and both Bourne and Koslov fall over the top rope.
Evan Bourne and Alex Koslov are elminated.
Hart Dynasty are once again teaming up when Smith holds back Jacobs arms while Tyson takes shots at him. Teddy and Sheik come to the aide of Jacobs and both start laying into Smith, then Jacobs becomes free and kicks Tyson in the mid-section and plants him with a Snap DDT. Then The Age of The Fall start teaming up on Smith. All three of them grab him and easily lift him over the top rope but Smith lands on his feet on the apron and punches Bashir but then Jacobs and Teddy both jump up and dropkick Smith off the ring apron.
DH Smith is eliminated.
Shelton is leaning against the ropes and is trying not to get worn out anymore. Keenan runs and tries clotheslines him out of the ring but Shelton drops down and pulls the top rope with him and Keenan goes flying over and out of the ring,
Sterling James Keenan is eliminated
Bashir and Teddy go and start double teaming Curry Man and Jacobs starts fighting Tyson again. Teddy lifts up Curry Man and drops him down with a Suplex. He grabs his head and pulls him over to Bashir and passes him over to Bashir and then he grabs Curry Mans head and does a W.M.D. Both Teddy and Bashir pick him up and then throw him over the top rope.
Curry Man is eliminated.
Shelton finally comes away from the ropes and hits Teddy with a Paydirt. Bashir goes to get Benjamin but he springs back up and hits Bashir with a Paydirt as well. Sabin comes over to try eliminate Shelton but Shelton goes for another Paydirt but this time Sabin pushes him off and then grabs Shelton by the head and throws him over the top rope.
Shelton Benjamin is eiliminated.
Shelton can't beleive he got eliminated and slides back in the ring while Sabin isn't looking and grabs him and throws him out of the ring as well.
Chris Sabin is eliminated.
Shelton then is forced out of the ring by the referees. It is now down to four people. Tyson is stomping down on Jacobs when Bashir and Teddy walk over to Tyson and both start punching him. Bashir whips Tyson across the ring and then Tyson grabs the ropes on the other side so Bashir runs at him with a clothesline but Tyson ducks down and Back Body Drops Bashir out of the ring.
Sheik Abdul Bashir is eiliminated.
Teddy helps up Jacobs and leans him against the ropes. Teddy runs over to Tyson but stops just before him so he doesn't get eliminated the same way Bashir did. Tyson goes to kick Teddy but Teddy grabs his leg. Tyson jumps up and hits and Enziguiri. Tyson goes back over to Jacobs to try to eliminate him once and for all. He gets close but then Teddy runs up behind Tyson, Tyson saw this coming out of the corner of his eye and steps to the side and makes Teddy accidently eliminates Jacobs.
Jimmy Jacobs is eliminated.
Tyson tries to get Teddy of the top rope but Teddy just goes over onto the ring apron. Tyson goes for a right hand but Teddy blocks and grabs his arm and pulls him over as well. Both men begin to brawl on the ring apron, knowing that only one man can stay on the edge of the ring. Then out of no where Jack Swagger comes running around the ring and grabs both their legs and pulls them off the apron and rolls back in the ring.
Teddy Hart and Tyson Kidd are eliminated.
Here is your winner... Jack Swagger!
