Post by Josh Matthews on Sept 13, 2009 17:26:06 GMT -6
Lillian: The following is the Two on One No Holds Bared Handicap Match scheduled for 1 fall!
On the way to the ring, from Winnipeg, Canada, Chris Jericho!
And his opponents, Katie Lea Burchill and Kane!
The ref calls for the bell to start the match. Kane and Katie Lea both brought down a weapon of choice; a Chair for Kane and a Kendo Stick for Katie Lea. Jericho looks at them both, back and forth, then rolls out of the ring. Jericho starts heading up the ramp but Kane gets out of the ring and runs after him. Kane drills him in the back with the chair and drops Chris to his knees. Kane gets him back up and tosses him back into the ring where Katie Lea stands with the kendo stick in her hand. Jericho stands up, and turns around to where Katie Lea cracks him over the head with the kendo stick. Jericho drops to the mat and Kane slides the chair back in to Katie Lea. She picks it up and looks at it, then waits for Jericho to get back up. When he finally does, Katie swings the chair at him, but Jericho ducks it. Jericho goes for a Codebreaker, but Kane grabs onto Katie Lea and keeps her up. Jericho falls to the mat and Kane stomps on his arm. Katie Lea takes the chair in her hands and puts the point of it on Jericho’s throat and starts choking him
JR: My God! That right there shows you how bad Katie Lea wants to end Chris Jericho!
Katie Lea holds the chair there for a few more seconds then tosses it aside and covers
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Kick out. Katie looks down at Jericho with disbelief. Kane grabs Chris by the hair and stands him up, but Jericho knocks his arms away and hits a Codebreaker on him. Kane lies on the mat and Jericho looks right at Katie Lea, knowing Kane was out. A grin comes to Jericho’s face as he picks up the chair. Katie Lea puts her hands up in front of her, pleading with Jericho not to hit her. While this is going on, Kane sits up. Jericho brings the chair back to hit Katie Lea with it, but Kane grabs the chair on his backswing. Jericho turns around and see’s Kane shaking his head. Jericho takes a few steps backward, forgetting that Katie Lea was behind him. She goes back with her leg and kicks Jericho in the groin
King: WOAH! Low Blow to the Max JR!
Jericho falls down to his knees holding his groin, but Kane catches him on the throat before he can fall all the way to the mat. Kane lifts him up and hits a Chokeslam on him onto the chair. Chris lies on the mat and Kane points at Katie Lea and she covers him
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Lillian: Here are your winners, Katie Lea Burchill and Kane!
On the way to the ring, from Winnipeg, Canada, Chris Jericho!
And his opponents, Katie Lea Burchill and Kane!
The ref calls for the bell to start the match. Kane and Katie Lea both brought down a weapon of choice; a Chair for Kane and a Kendo Stick for Katie Lea. Jericho looks at them both, back and forth, then rolls out of the ring. Jericho starts heading up the ramp but Kane gets out of the ring and runs after him. Kane drills him in the back with the chair and drops Chris to his knees. Kane gets him back up and tosses him back into the ring where Katie Lea stands with the kendo stick in her hand. Jericho stands up, and turns around to where Katie Lea cracks him over the head with the kendo stick. Jericho drops to the mat and Kane slides the chair back in to Katie Lea. She picks it up and looks at it, then waits for Jericho to get back up. When he finally does, Katie swings the chair at him, but Jericho ducks it. Jericho goes for a Codebreaker, but Kane grabs onto Katie Lea and keeps her up. Jericho falls to the mat and Kane stomps on his arm. Katie Lea takes the chair in her hands and puts the point of it on Jericho’s throat and starts choking him
JR: My God! That right there shows you how bad Katie Lea wants to end Chris Jericho!
Katie Lea holds the chair there for a few more seconds then tosses it aside and covers
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Kick out. Katie looks down at Jericho with disbelief. Kane grabs Chris by the hair and stands him up, but Jericho knocks his arms away and hits a Codebreaker on him. Kane lies on the mat and Jericho looks right at Katie Lea, knowing Kane was out. A grin comes to Jericho’s face as he picks up the chair. Katie Lea puts her hands up in front of her, pleading with Jericho not to hit her. While this is going on, Kane sits up. Jericho brings the chair back to hit Katie Lea with it, but Kane grabs the chair on his backswing. Jericho turns around and see’s Kane shaking his head. Jericho takes a few steps backward, forgetting that Katie Lea was behind him. She goes back with her leg and kicks Jericho in the groin
King: WOAH! Low Blow to the Max JR!
Jericho falls down to his knees holding his groin, but Kane catches him on the throat before he can fall all the way to the mat. Kane lifts him up and hits a Chokeslam on him onto the chair. Chris lies on the mat and Kane points at Katie Lea and she covers him
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Lillian: Here are your winners, Katie Lea Burchill and Kane!
